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❤️ Submitting to My Superior ❤️ by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 新しい上司はど天然 | Atarashii Joushi wa Do Tennen | My New Boss is Goofy (Anime)
15 Dec 2023
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Kentarou’s traumatic experiences serving as Mr. Kurono's whipping boy have done a number on his sense of self-worth. But all it takes is one absent-minded man to flip his switch and the script. The potential of being made to submit to his superior has never felt so uplifting.
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Parallax by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jan 2023
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Bakugou’s finally got his provisional license to do real hero work, but he may be a little in over his head when a run-in with a strange quirk causes him and Uraraka to fall down the rabbit hole... and into a freakish mirror reality where everything’s just wrong.
Stupid fucking Deku is MIA. Dumbass half-and-half is even more of a wet blanket than ever. Shitty hair is a mess. He’s apparently gotten a whole personality transplant and, to make it worse, he’s dating...He’s dating… Fuck. He doesn’t know who this annoying size-changing extra is.
Wait –– was that Round-Face on a jetpack??
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xxxx words of great-grand-tia Isabela being an insane old person who does what she wants, including kidnapping her great-grand-nephew for on-the-fly-therapy purposes and committing several counts of ecoterrorism in Colombian rainforests because why not.
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- Part 1 of Epilogues
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A Convenient Arrangement by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2022
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There’s an aspiring murderer in Nie Sect. Nie HuaiSang needs to take them out before his well-deserved retirement plans are dramatically cut short.
Fortunately, Nie HuaiSang just happens to be in bed with the Ghost General himself — in all the ways you could interpret that — and he isn’t above using this to his advantage.
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- Part 2 of The Uncle Trap Universe
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Concubine with No Name by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Mar 2022
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Pushed to the limits at the Jin prison camp, Wen Qing runs to find Wei WuXian for help.
She comes across Nie MingJue, a purported righteous man with an intense hatred for her sect, first.
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- Part 2 of QingMing
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Best Boy by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Mar 2022
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Wen Qing was the only girl in her age group. It was fine because Wen Qing could keep up with the boys. Not that that was saying much. The quality of the boys she ran with was disappointing. Her best boys kept letting her down.
A tragic story of a spoiled little girl who had to grow up fast because there wasn’t an alternative.
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- Part 1 of QingMing
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Camilo never begrudged his gift to help make the lives of people in the village easier. However, Camilo has had to be everyone else so much that he was starting to forget who Camilo was.
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Kissing Kirishima by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Nov 2021
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Katsuki thinks about his first kiss.
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A Panacea for Your Poisons by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Aug 2021
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Good things didn’t usually come falling right into Jiang Cheng’s lap. But, by some miracle, Lan Huan did (well, Lan Huan fell, and into the river, not his lap, but that was just semantics, shut up). He was here now and, gods be generous, Jiang Cheng was going to be greedy.
He was determined to do anything — pay any price, make any sacrifice — to ensure that he got to keep this Good Thing they had going in his otherwise shitty-ass life for as long as he could.
Or: Lan XiChen teaches Jiang Cheng a lesson on the un-transactional nature of offering and of receiving love. Through the timeless power of healing sex. Yeah. It sounded cooler in his head.
XiChengclipse2020 day 6 prompt "Sacrifice"
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- Part 5 of The Uncle Trap Universe
- Part 2 of All the Times We Fell (XiCheng)
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The twins are so pagod na of being cast as the hunky, gun-toting sex object sidekicks of Alex. They’ve got a human side with thoughts and feelings too, you know? It’s so sakit that everyone keeps forgetting that they’re totally their own people beyond their godly abs and eldritch automatic rifles!!
“Kuya,” Basilio said conspiratorially over their breakfast of rice topped with bloody goat innards, “I think it’s because we’re always following the utos of Bossing. We gotta step out of her shadow naman minsan too, you know? Let others see us living our lives as the kalahating-taos that we are!”
(This is a horrifying chronicle of the Kambal attempting to prove their regular human competence by trying out different mundane things...with varying levels of success. Pray for Hank. He’s not dead yet, but sure he wishes he were.)
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In This Deathly Garden (I Cultivate the Most Precious of Blooms) by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Mar 2021
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Qin Su has begun seeing dead people.
Alarming? A lot, to be honest.
An opportunity?
Hell, yes.Or: Qin Su’s concerns over her sudden ability to sense dead people is far outweighed by the fact that her beloved son is dead people.
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- Part 6 of Wing!WuXian
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Crow Tithe by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2021
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“You can’t take Hanguang-Jun!” The humans cry out angrily, piteously. Stupidly. So very stupidly.
What did they know? The wretches had the same negative attitude about the living status of their Necromancer -- and look who had been wrong in the end!
The Yiling Burial Grounds Crows were definitely going to abscond with the white-plumed human their Necromancer was obviously enamored with.
And that was that.
Periodt.
In which the Yiling Crows procure a certain White-Plumed human as part of a restitution campaign for all the injustices suffered by the CrowDemon!WWX.Series
- Part 7 of Wing!WuXian
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I Was Gone for Five Minutes (And Now the World Is Doomed) by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2020
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If anyone asked The XuanWu if there was a prescribed method to creating a corporeal body using what basically amounted to Demonic Energy + Sheer Will Power, The XuanWu would have gladly slaughtered their bothersome inquisitive ass -- but not before confirming that, yes, there indeed was and that taking shortcuts had very, very dire reality shattering consequences.
Did anyone (anycrow) ask The XuanWu?
No.
Now Reality is falling apart and that's totally on them.
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- Part 5 of Wing!WuXian
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For Your Consideration by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Oct 2020
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Jin Ling takes an (unscheduled) break from his sect duties to go find a romantic candidate for his eternally single uncle. It's a harder task to accomplish in real life than in theory.
EDIT: summary updated because the story has grown from the original premise of the first arc.
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- Part 1 of The Uncle Trap Universe
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The Third Constant in Life (After Death and Taxes: Fuccboi Thirst) by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2020
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Jin GuangShan was dead.
Was that stopping him and his lecherous ways? You would think so, but then you’d be wrong!
He’s going to bring the only MO he’s ever had in life well into the afterlife and give everyone vague but pervasive feelings of violation and dirtiness, you better believe it!
(Meanwhile, all Lan WangJi wants is to contact Wei Ying and find closure. He keeps getting nonsense messages like: Hey hotstuf, wat r u wearin’ rn? and Send noods. Lan WangJi has no noodles to offer this spirit!)
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- Part 4 of Wing!WuXian
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A Difference in A-Pinion (The Ugly Baby Thesis) by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Sep 2020
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“I want a baby,” said the Necromancer.
Ugh, fine, the Yiling Crows caved.
Or: The-thing-that-used-to-call-itself-Wei-WuXian wants a chick of its own. Fortunately, the Yiling Crows know where they can find the original, Yiling-Patriarch-approved model. It’s just… who could accept such an ugly fledgling?
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- Part 3 of Wing!WuXian
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Events that Precede a Disaster by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Aug 2020
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Lan Qiren just wants to take a goddamn respectable family photo to celebrate the goddamn Spring Festival. Please. But his nephews keep inviting
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One Crow Short (Makes It an Attempted Murder) by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2020
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The Yiling Burial Ground Crows have managed to misplace their pet necromancer again.
They suspect...foul play.(Or: the Yiling Crows’ ego gets knocked down a peg or two when they make the bloody discovery that their little resurrection trick wasn’t so unique after all. It’s all fun and games, after all, until it isn't.)
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- Part 2 of Wing!WuXian
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The Theory of Jin Ling by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jul 2020
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For as long as it mattered, it had always been him and A-Yuan. The most Lan-like non-Lan and the most un-Lan-like Lan. A-Yuan and A-Yi.
Balanced. Complete. Two sides of the same equation.
So, Lan JingYi doesn’t know why his heart beats seven different ways to Sunday when the aggravating Jin Sect leader starts hanging around them more — only that it isn’t like before when Jin Ling was an annoying hanger-on they had to put up with.
It’s become... different. Complicated.
Lan JingYi doesn’t know where or how Jin Ling fits into their perfect equation.
Or: Lan JingYi can see plain as day that Jin Ling has a crush on Lan SiZhui, but it’s him who makes the first move on the young master.
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- Part 4 of The Uncle Trap Universe
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Lay of the Lan (Lan JingYi, Run!) by TheLineyPool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jun 2020
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Lan QiRen counted, and then he counted again. Three. Three times now had a prominent Lan clan member eloped with their significant other. First his brother with his murder-bride, then his second nephew with the demonic gremlin, and now the older nephew with the angry grape man.
Disgraceful!
Lan would have to make sure that there wasn’t a fourth instance. The Lan clan was going to have a proper wedding to celebrate, damnit! That meant...He would have to make sure Lan JingYi, the last unattached full-blooded Lan, was properly courted and wedded—even if it were the last thing he did!
Or: Jin Ling and Lan SiZhui have to battle it out to win the hand of the fair Lan JingYi. As usual, their extended families get super involved and super competitive.
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- Part 6 of The Uncle Trap Universe