TheHeatIsOn
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (8)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (6)
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I will die (a fool in love) by TheHeatIsOn
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Dec 2024
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General Quackity Nevadas,
The Federation Empire has declared war upon the Theoritas kingdom. As the kingdom’s top General, I request that you lead the front lines. Several other Major Generals and Commandants have been recruited alongside you, but there is a reason why you were chosen as Theoritas Army’s General. You must leave for the palace for reconnaissance with other army leaders by tomorrow morning. I will give you more information that cannot be communicated on parchment here.
Dearest wishes,
King of Theoritas, Philza Craft
Theoritas Army General Quackity Nevadas has been living a peaceful, happy life with his husband, Head Magician Wilbur Soot, when he’s suddenly called to the front lines against the Federation Empire after a declaration of war. After Quackity orders protective “house arrest” and 24/7 guarding of his husband, Wilbur throws himself into his magic studies — though even being a hermit does not save him from being a top target of the Federation.
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If Quackity caught a glimpse of Wilbur, his entire game would be over, and he would no longer get the thrill of fooling around right under his nose.
So now here he is, dressed in a deep burgundy not unlike the outfit he wore the day of his failed attempt to blow up Quackity’s horse, preparing himself in a bathroom stall for the most dangerous activity he’s ever participated in as a hobby.
Of course, if one doesn’t count blowing up L’manberg and much of Paradise.
Wilbur is not a stranger to high stakes. So when he hears a rumor of an underground gambling ring in Las Nevadas with stakes higher than any gambling hobbyist could fathom, he can't help but investigate during a secret night on the town with nothing on his person. After all, what could possibly be riskier than gambling with nothing except one's own last life to offer to the table?
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Announcement regarding MCYT fics by TheHeatIsOn
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 May 2024
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Just an announcement regarding the future of me writing fics in the MCYT fandom & plans for delving into other fandoms <3 (tags are just for relevant audiences!)
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"Wilbur, I need you to listen to me, and listen to me very clearly and carefully," Jaiden continued, grabbing Wilbur's attention at the sharpness of her words. "I don't know exactly what went down, but something... something happened with Quackity, something bad."
Wilbur was stunned. "What- what do you mean, something happened?"
When Wilbur comes back to Quesadilla Island after having toured around the world for six months, he is told that Quackity has gone missing and been replaced by an exact replica. He is then roped into an investigation while catching up with island citizens old and new, and discovers that he has missed a lot more than he originally expected.
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I’ll be the ashes (stuck to your skin) by TheHeatIsOn for Umythyst
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Mar 2024
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While geologists predicted the result of a massive volcanic event, it was all hypothetical. There were papers published on the topic with no intention of any of it becoming reality. “There’s no way this could happen, at least in our lifetimes,” they all said, closing the case and moving on with more important research.
Then again, no one could ever fathom such a massive tectonic movement such as the one that ended the world nearly eight years ago, no matter how much research was conducted. The chances of it happening at all were so impossibly slim, and yet it still happened.
And Wilbur, just like everyone else, wished that he wasn’t of the generation that had lived to see it.
Tough times have fallen upon the Soot-Nevadas family since the volcanic apocalypse started: It’s wintertime, and Wilbur is the sole scavenger after Quackity sustains a severe leg injury, rendering him disabled. When Wilbur returns home from his first outing of the season, Quackity expresses some feelings whose confession is long overdue.
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TheHeatIsOn’s re-uploaded or remastered fics by TheHeatIsOn
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
14 Dec 2024
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Because my original AO3 account got hacked and deleted in mid-late January 2024, I’ve been re-uploading my fics to this new account. I made this series so that everyone can see my old fics in order of when they were initially published :)
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whiskey glasses (a q!tntduo bar AU) by TheHeatIsOn
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
18 Mar 2024
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There are several fics where Shepard has a meltdown after Thessia; this is mine. Also, a reinterpretation of the statement: "There's no Shepard without Vakarian". One shot. Shakarian.
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Sequel to 'Uncle.' Garrus and Shepard finally settle down and become parents, despite all the struggles that come with it.
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- Part 2 of Earth Family Shakarian
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Follows the end of Mass Effect 3. Caution Spoilers if you haven't played/finished the game.
Captain Shepard walks into a bar...
Bookmarked by TheHeatIsOn
29 Jul 2025
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Short but so so sweet :(((( major inspo for my own upcoming fic!!
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You've Lost Your Appetite (For Sacrifice) by CorralingDreams
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
14 Feb 2026
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Five times Vakarian lives on without his Shepard, and one time he no longer has to pretend he's alive.
Title inspired by STARSET lyrics. -
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Throughout the years, Garrus finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, injured for whatever reason. After all, in his line of work, you have to expect the usual minor (or sometimes major) flesh wound. At least he has one constant in Shepard, always there to tell him to patch it up.
(Four times Garrus is injured in front of Shepard, and one time the roles are reversed. A relationship progression shown through injuries.)
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09 Jul 2025