TheFastestSnail



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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “It might be old to others, but retro to those who appreciate its worth.”

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    When two kids from the neighbourhood come knocking at the door of your vintage store asking if you want a CRT, they've got two conditions for you.

    One: you need to actually use the TV.

    Two: you can't sell it, no matter the price.

    Following their request, you set ‘Tenna' in your shop as a means for people to test the games they want before buying them.

    Until, one day, you fall ill to the point of being bedridden, and you can't open the shop and bring in the usual attention he gets.

    The next day, you wake up to the same CRT now with a humanoid body, worried as can be about both your sudden absence and the lack of his usual audience.

    He nurses you back to health, and eventually, the start of something new blooms between you.

    Before you know it, Tenna becomes a hotshot in your little shop, entertaining his audience not just with his inanimate form during the day, but with his sentient form during the night, too.

    The difference between the two?

    His night shows are for your eyes only.

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    29 May 2026

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    In all honesty if you knew that moving to New York to pursue your dreams would entail your furniture being utterly obliterated by a giant arrogant purple-clad turtle, you would've probably chased your back up dream and saved yourself the hassle. You just wanted him to fix your TV, not put a fucking hole in your wall! What does he not understand by: "No upgrades."

    It's simple. But what does he do instead of have a civil conversation? He continues to mock you. And when you mock him in return? His pettiness meter seems to hit the max.

    Fine. He wants to criticize and insult you? Two can play it that way.

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    19 May 2026

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    Mmmm similar tastes that i have written in for reader 🤤

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    You’re a single mother who has to take care of your baby boy no matter what it takes. However, you were completely unaware of the journey that life had in store for you and your little baby.

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    11 May 2026

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    Peakerrot

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Loosely follows the beginning of the Jennifer's Body(2009) movie. this is also cross posted on my Tumblr :) @b33bb00p

    You snatch him by the neck with a single fist, holding him in place as you stand up off the ground. He was kneeling before you, one of his hands gripped your own and you leant down and pulled him close, face to face once more. You could smell the sweet tang of fear bubbling under his skin, not nearly enough for your taste, but you drag your nose along his neck basking in the aroma. He lets out a shaky breath.

    Growling, you look him in the eyes.

    “I will eat your fucking soul”

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    06 May 2026

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    OUGHhH i LOVE jennifer's body AND creepypasta OURGHHH

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Posts of my cookie run aus, x reader stuff, and cookie run ships I like from my tumblr

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    03 May 2026

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    🦌🛻