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You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up...
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08 May 2026
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Paddling Out (THE REPEATER CORPSE CONUNDRUM) by transhitman
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
08 Oct 2022
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To the southwest of Revachol, far into the wild pale yonder is a radio repeater station. On this station is a corpse -- a woman killed in cold blood. There is no suspect. There are no clues. It is a thoroughly impossible death, a murder in utter isolation.
Two officers arrive on the scene. Voices bleed from the tower above. Something is horribly wrong.
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08 May 2026
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In the years following the Sunshot Campaign, the mysterious, masked cultivator who’d defeated Wen Ruohan took on many identities: the Yiling Patriarch, leader of the Wen rebels, enemy of the Jin Sect, practitioner of wicked tricks. His true name was shrouded in mystery. He always wore a mask. He carried no sword; wore no clan colors or insignia. Clouds of resentful energy clung to him as he walked.
But there was one thing that absolutely everyone agreed on: the Yiling Patriarch could not possibly be from the Jiang Sect.
Or: a Scarlet Pimpernel-inspired fix-it featuring Wei Wuxian in disguise, Lan Wangji determined to bring the nefarious Yiling Patriarch to justice, and the hijinks that ensue when you accidentally marry your greatest enemy/love of your life.
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07 Apr 2026
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(Re)making history to find you by KizuKatana
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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Modern cultivator, Wei Wuxian, dies in a train crash and is sent back in time to the period of Ancient China he had been writing his thesis on - transmigrated into his own body as a child, dying on the streets of Yiling. He has no money, no family, but a knowledge of modern cultivation and of the historical events that are about to unfold.
He recalls the recently-unearthed journal of a woman who was imprisoned in Cloud Recesses against her will, and decides that she’s a good place to start to find someone who might be willing to help him dismantle the corruption that had sent the Cultivation World into the Dark Ages so long ago.
Of course, he had no idea that the person he sought would be the mother of Hanguang-Jun, the object of Wei Wuxian's fascination (“obsession,” his friend had corrected), since he had first learned of his existence in the ancient texts he'd studied.
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30 Mar 2026
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The Daughter’s Return by Linori
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Apr 2026
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Leia Organa was raised in a galaxy where the Sith had already won. Taken as a child, broken, and reforged as Darth Vader’s apprentice, she learned the art of survival in a world without Jedi, without hope. She grew up wielding darkness like a blade, taught to believe compassion was weakness and mercy a death sentence.
But when fate tears her from that future and drags her across time into the heart of the Clone Wars, Leia finds herself in a galaxy not yet lost, a galaxy where the Jedi still live, still fight, still believe they can win. To them, she is a mystery: a Sith who surrenders herself at the Temple’s doors, claiming to hold secrets of their enemy.
And looming over it all is the shadow of Vader, not yet the Master she knew, but a young Jedi Knight named Anakin Skywalker. He is everything her Master once was: brilliant, reckless, impossible to ignore. The galaxy sees a hero. She sees inevitability.
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06 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy has everything he could ever want. He’s just been named Head Boy, he’s the son of the Dark Lord’s closest advisor, and he’s already been hand-picked to become a Death Eater himself when he graduates.
All of that changes when a green-eyed stranger wanders into his life.
The teenager claims to be the son of James Potter, but no one has ever heard of him, or seen him before. Who is Harry Potter? Where did he really come from? Will he influence Draco enough to change his alliances? And most importantly, will Draco be able to win this mysterious boy’s affection in return?
Because Draco’s finally found something he wants and can’t have.
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25 Feb 2026
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fall for your reflection (drown in a dream) by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2024
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“Shh, Shizun, it’s alright,” Luo Bingge says, voice lilting in a singsong manner. Shen Qingqiu can’t look away from his red, red eyes. He blinks, and they aren’t eyes at all, but feathers, perched on a mound of coiled, shifting vines that are dotted with white thorns dyed their own bright red from Shen Qingqiu’s blood.
“Go to sleep, Shizun,” the black-and-red bird sings, coaxing.
“Go to sleep,” Luo Bingge repeats, as he flickers back into being.
or: Shen Qingqiu is attacked by a monster that drops him into a dream of a perfect world--with Luo Binghe featuring front and center.
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24 Feb 2026
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This was a bad idea from the beginning. Connor had been well aware of that when he'd made the decision to forge and lie his way into the DPD in the first place, after more than a month of mulling the idea over.
One month of existing as a machine. Two months now of deviancy. A mere three months of life he endangers every time he steps into the station.
Being thrust back into investigating deviants may feel like a cosmic joke, but he thinks it's also an opportunity.
He'd rather act as a sleeper cell in this investigation than leave the fates of these deviants up to humans alone.
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03 Feb 2026
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the soviet montage by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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"Listen, Mr. Rozanov." The general manager is talking out of the side of his mouth, his cigarette dropping ashes all over the hotel table. "We like you. We want you. We understand you are putting yourself under a fair amount of risk here, meeting with us like this. I hope it's obvious that if you play for us, we will set you up for a good life in Canada."
He pauses, looks Ilya in the eye. "But you have to understand, if you agree to this, you have to be prepared to leave with us right now."
Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey AU
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- 6/6
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07 Jan 2026
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Ed comes back from a week-long mission, and everyone is acting wrong.
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20 Sep 2025
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New Moon AU: the Cullens are gone, the wolves haven't appeared yet, and Bella has just run into Laurent in the meadow in the middle of the woods. She makes a dangerous deal to save her life. But can she keep everyone she loves safe too?
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02 Sep 2025
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Miss Bingley's Herbal Tea by Pennyngram
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
05 Aug 2022
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Mr Darcy doesn’t want to drink Miss Bingley’s new disgusting, sketchy, ancient-super-secret-recipe herbal tea. Lizzy does instead.
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16 Jul 2025
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The Fire Lapping Up the Creek by notevenyou
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2020
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Wei Wuxian travels to Lanling for his nephew’s one-month celebration alone, without Wen Ning.
Lan Wangji lives with the consequences.
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10 Jun 2025
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settle down with some old story by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2025
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Shen Qingqiu has a bare moment of dismayed comprehension before Luo Binghe is moving again, releasing his hold on Xiu Ya only so that he can swirl around Shen Qingqiu in a blindingly fast movement, getting behind Shen Qingqiu and using his now-free right arm to pin Shen Qingqiu against him, Shen Qingqiu’s back to his chest.
“Caught you, Shizun,” Luo Binghe says in Shen Qingqiu’s ear, and then he tips them backward through the portal.
Two years after the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe reappears in the Human Realm—directly on Qing Jing Peak, in order to kidnap Shen Qingqiu to the Demon Realm. Little does Shen Qingqiu know, this isn’t the right Luo Binghe.
The Original Luo Binghe has finally, after years of searching, found a kind Shizun of his own to kidnap and keep in his own universe—and this time, no one is going to take Shizun from him.
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30 May 2025
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Leaving YunmengJiang in an effort to curb the tensions in the Jiang family, Wei WuXian becomes a rogue cultivator.
Even without the support of a sect, he is a rare genius whose name will become known across the cultivation world and whose techniques will influence the course of a war.
However, what influences his own fate is a chance meeting that becomes the first step toward love.
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27 May 2025
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THE DEMON OF YUNMENG by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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With the Sunshot campaign over and the final remnants of war settled, this should be a time of peace and unity. But the Jianghu is never short of men who would go to any length for power.
The only way for Lan Zhan to save the love of his life, the only way for justice to have a chance, is to stand at Wei Ying’s side, face the world’s most prominent cultivators and inform all gathered that they (Lan Zhan and Wei Ying)… have been fucking constantly. Truly constantly, literally at every possible occasion, and at several unlikely ones. For years.
And that Lan Wangji tops.
And then maintain that fiction, by any means necessary, for the rest of their lives.
This is in fact a real thing that is happening and not an extended guilty fantasy of Lan Zhan’s.
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12 May 2025
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I will be chasing a starlight by feyburner, sundiscus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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“You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”
“Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.
Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”
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10 May 2025
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By his second night in the Yiling Burial Mounds with the Wen Remnants, Wei Wuxian knows he has to do something drastic to make sure the people he's responsible for now not only survive, but thrive.
And since people already condemn the Yiling Patriarch for starting his own sect, well. It might be the way to go.
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- Part 5 of Garden fics
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08 May 2025
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Wei Wuxian grits his teeth, knowing he has no other choice. Not if it means Lan Zhan’s life. Besides, the Cloud Recesses has the best library and a long history of dealing with curses. It’s the most logical choice, even if he’d like to punch logic in the face right now.
“Wei Ying?” Lan Zhan asks.
He gives him a grim smile. “Looks like you’re finally getting your wish, Lan Zhan.”
Lan Zhan stares back at him, expression blank.
“I’m coming to Gusu with you.”
Or: Lan Wangji gets hit with a curse that requires Wei Wuxian to stay in close proximity at all times. Everything only gets more complicated from there.
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29 Apr 2025
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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18 Apr 2025