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If one wakes up alone in bed, the hot boyfriend nearby but unreachable, one should get up and get this boyfriend into bed. Määnin ends up being very good at that.
Freppa ends up being good too.- Language:
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Five times Axel and this beautiful stranger touched.
Plus one time they touched on purpose; when they weren't strangers anymore...
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Or: KAJ didn't grow up together but fate still brings them together one way or another. -
Eins, Zwei, Drei by Teyan
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Botnia Paradise - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård
01 Jun 2026
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Bertel hätte lieber einen ruhigen Tag mit seinen gedownloadeten ZdF Filmen aus der ZdF Mediathek verbracht, musste sich jetzt aber stattdessen mit den realen Vogelexemplaren auseinander setzen.
Und der dazugehörigen Vogelscheuche.
Die Deutsche Bahn hatte ihm da nämlich einen Strich durch die Rechnung gemacht. -
upright, alive and full of bread rolls by Teyan
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Economy PLUS - KAJ (Song) - Fandom
31 May 2026
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There is a reason there is the Pilot and Mikko Lentopuuro. The Pilot isn't a man without his co-pilot. Mikko Lentopuuro is all that matters.
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The "Hotshot" Strip Club is hosting a Halloween party!
Kevin and Freppa are the stars of the evening. And even stars have to take a moment preparing themselves before delivering a good show. The preparation however might be the best part if your colleague is also your long term boyfriend...
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- Part 28 of Teyan's KAJ-February-Ficlet-Challenge 2026
- Part 3 of The Hotshot Strippers
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Freppa and Kevin are incredibly in love and happy. They work as strippers in a sex club.
They do offer other services as well. Such a certain band consisting of Jakob, Axel, Määnin and Tommy like a lot.
However what those four have going on remains a mystery. Especially to themselves.- Words:
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Teyan's KAJ-February-Ficlet-Challenge 2026 by Teyan
Fandom Botnia Paradise - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Gambämark - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Jåo Nåo E Ja Jåo Yolo Ja Nåo - KAJ (Song), Siisti Mopo - KAJ (Song), Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ (Song), Vörjeans (Band)
25 May 2026
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Ficlets based on the daily prompts from February Ficlet Challenge on Tumblr and my list of prewritten KAJ ships.
Mostly Angst and Fluff. Though the one Explicit fic ruined the stats a little...
No continuity between the fics unless stated otherwise. ;)
Enjoy!- Words:
- 25,217
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Hurt/Comfort Polyjeans (Tommy/Freppa/Määnin) that can be read out of order, since none is set in the same universe. Just connected because it's all Polyjeans with similar vibes.
(No1 Hunger and No7 Thirst are somewhat connected but can each be read independently)I say similar but sometimes they know how to cope and sommetimes they don't...
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Teyan's KAJ-Kinktober 2025 by Teyan
Fandom Botnia Paradise - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Gambämark - Holmström & Åhman & Norrgård, Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Jåo Nåo E Ja Jåo Yolo Ja Nåo - KAJ (Song), Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ (Song), Vörjeans (Band)
26 Jan 2026
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Kinktober Fics all, as of now, written from September 30th to 31th October.
Except for "Ice Ice Baby" and "The Sauna Throne".- Words:
- 49,242
- Works:
- 23
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a wolf in the peak of his estrus finds a pretty fawn laying in a clearing . he sees his copper toned skin , his innocent hazel eyes , his slender build , his tender meat . . . his tight virgin ass . . . how could he resist ?
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- Part 1 of the fawn & the wolf .
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Some bands are successful and become millionaires. Some bands are flops and become one hit wonders. How do the ones in the middle cope?
KAJ are successful but they certainly aren't buying fancy cars. To avoid scraping by they each think they've come up with an innovative way to pay the bills. But then again Best Friends tend to think alike.
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- Part 1 of OF KAJverse
Bookmarked by Teyan
15 Jan 2026
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If someone had made him, why would he be made like this?
Locked in a strange room with a note from KAJ inviting them to perform at their concert, Vörjeans piece together that they're not actually real and Tommy encounters his worst foe yet: existential fear.
Bookmarked by Teyan
03 Jan 2026
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Yes. I am fucking dead. Fuck. Fuck my life. Fuck oh my fucking god. Read this. Yes this right here yes like yes oh my yes YES.
THIS IS ALL I NEEDED.
Fuck please read it. Fuck just idk read it READ IT IS FUCKING GENIUS
I NEED TO KISS THE AUTHOR IDK
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LIFE NOW -
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*loudspeaker noise* Please present your tickets here for your trip on the Steve/Tony Fantasy Trope Land express. On your left we have Masquerade Balls and Identity Porn; on the right we have Steve's Thirst for Iron Man's Thighs and Dramatic Balcony Kissing. Please keep your arms and legs within the ride at all times, thank you. Also featuring Classic Iron Man armor, Identity-Porn-Without-Porn, and Boys-In-Tights. You will need to leave your expectations for plot at the entrance to the fic; be kind and please pick up your trash before you go. Look, it's unrepentant fluff and crack, don't look at me like that, you're the one still reading this summary.
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When the Avengers are invited to attend Tony Stark's Annual Masquerade Ball, Steve's hoping Iron Man will be there--after all, he can wear a mask and keep his identity secret. So when Steve recognizes Iron Man's distinctive thighs, Steve is SO sure he's found Iron Man's pilot... He's right, but not in a way Steve would ever have guessed...
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Bookmarked by Teyan
07 Mar 2022