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    Temporary Identity Crisis by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Inspired by 'Temporary Temple Guards' - must read to have context for this fanfic.

    Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi is left without backup, without guidance, and without a home to return to after the Jedi Temple falls. With a gaggle of children now relying upon him to protect their future as the Sith Empire rises, he must grapple with his complicated history and return to Mandalore. He is more than aware that as a Jedi, many Mandalorians would be happy to kill him without mercy, the only comfort is his familiarity with their culture, that even if they kill him, at least they will protect the children, and that ultimately has to be enough.

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    No Need To Fake It by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    03 May 2025

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    When Talia and Cheshire start a civil war against Ra's, they send Damian and Lian to safety with the one bodyguard they can trust: Jason Todd. Jason and his charges set up house in a small New Zealand town, and try to figure out civilian life together. They find more of a home -- and a family -- than they ever expected. Jason just can't let himself forget that this is temporary.

    “Slow down, Daniel!”
    Damian stopped just in time to avoid colliding with a white-haired woman by the lettuce. She jumped back, and Jason held up his hands.
    “So sorry, ma’am! He gets a little too enthusiastic sometimes. You alright? Daniel, what do you say?”
    “Sorry, ma’am,” Damian muttered, staring at the floor.
    She took in their little trio. The tiny menace with the grocery cart, Lian drooling happily down the shoulder of Jason’s cheap t-shirt, his own frazzled expression, and her face softened. “She’ll be alright, sweetheart, just look where you’re going next time, ay?”

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    While You Were Missing by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)  

    03 Aug 2024

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    A familiar redheaded child darts across the bullpen with a shout of “PAPA!” and barrels into Jason’s arms.

    “Lian–” He breathes.

     

    Jason's undercover work as Neal Caffrey is difficult for several reasons. He didn't anticipate that single parenting would be one of them, though.

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    Twilight on Owl Creek Bridge by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy  

    07 Dec 2021

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
    FOX

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Maria vs The Jedi Cult by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    16 Jul 2024

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    Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
    Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.

    AKA

    Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.

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    08 Jul 2025