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    “No,” Megatron repeated, voice low. Optimus’s gaze drew back to him like a magnet to a lock. His shoulders were shaking. “Not an option. Option two.”
    “Ah.” Optimus cleared his throat and looked over Megatron’s shoulder, unable to meet his gaze for this. “Option two is you marry me and publicly claim legitimacy to the throne.”
    The silence was so long that he let his gaze creep back to Megatron. Megatron was staring at him with an absolutely unreadable expression.
    “Are you telling me that you would rather die than marry me.”

    humanformers cyberpunk fantasy secret royalty marriage of convenience adventure

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Thundercracker's beliefs no longer align with the Decepticon rhetoric, so he decides to defect.

    Unfortunately for everyone, Skywarp goes with him. 

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    04 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    “Soundwave, what is our first order of business?”

    “I'll tell you what our first order of business is,” interrupts Skywarp, barely able to contain his excitement. “It's Soundwave attempting to abuse his power as an officer to frag one of my Seekers.”

    Soundwave stumbles into Seeker culture and causes a misunderstanding. The obvious way to resolve the problem? Fake-courting Thundercracker.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The common Autobot wisdom about running into a Decepticon that you'd known before the war was: don't.

    M.T.Os were one thing; they hadn't really picked a side. But it was different for those who'd been around since before the war. Nobody who’d willingly joined the Decepticons had been a happy or well-adjusted individual to start with, and the war had only made things worse.

    So when Ratchet caught sight of the mech who was leading his band of captors, nobody could blame him for panicking just a little.

    (Or: Shot down en-route to Kimia, Ratchet reunites with Drift a few millennia ahead of schedule. When Drift is still a devout and ruthless Decepticon.)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    The Decepticons take some humans hostage during a routine energon raid.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Humans notice things sometimes.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    A mysterious condition spreads among the Autobots and Decepticons, prompting the strangest truce in the history of the eons-long war.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Megatron had expected the treasure vaults beneath the Primal Basilica to be filled with pointless trinkets, hoarded energon, ill-gotten wealth stolen from Cybertron’s people— but a living mech?

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    25 Mar 2026

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    IDW Megatron and G1 Megatron meet due to Lost Light shenanigans. G1 Megatron shares home movies of his new slave. IDW Megatron is Not Amused and decides to do something about it.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    One day, Orion Paxes from IDW and TFP universes switch places, and an unfortunate miner from Tarn meets an archivist instead of a police officer.

    What will it change? Oh, so many things.

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    22 Mar 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 19

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    Jazz and Megatron have a relationship that is dysfunctional at best. It's finally coming full circle.

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    21 Mar 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 60

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    [Megatron]
    [Come on, tell me you wouldn’t ride that?]

    Dot mouthed the words silently, twice. Then she looked at the accompanying picture Megatron had sent.

    And blinked.

    She blinked again, tilting her head and turning the phone sideways several times to try and make sense of what she was looking at, her foggy mind refusing to acknowledge it at first because, what the everlasting fuck, Megs?

    Had her old pal really sent her a dick pic?!

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Many years after the war's end Optimus Prime is travelling the galaxy, enjoying his freedom and helping those in need. One day he visits a little weapon shop and spots a very familiar gun mounted on the wall.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Peace AU. Megatron and Optimus indulge in many kinks together, and even as a pet Optimus demands his former rival's full attention.

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    15 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 92

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    Frenzy and Rumble shifted nervously but didn’t answer.

    They didn’t have to, because Soundwave heard a tell-tale giggle.

    Right. Above. Him.

    Spark sinking with dread, Soundwave slowly looked up. And up. And up. And stared, long and hard.

    “Query,” he asked, deceptively calm. “Why is Trailbreaker on the ceiling?”

    Or, the Autobots are still shrunk, and the Decepticons have become their de-facto babysitters. Unfortunately for Soundwave, he's one of the only ones who is actually competent at taking care of a Sparkling, and the only officer running himself ragged keeping the ship afloat (seriously; there was a leak in the lower levels).

    Soundwave: needs a vacation.

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    04 Mar 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 18

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    After the fall of Iacon Megatron finally comes face-to-face with Optimus Prime, who has been mostly absent from the public eye ever since his ascension.

    The mech he meets is very different than what he expected.

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    25 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 19

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    Sometimes, Cyclonus is almost afraid of his own body, designed as it is to give him the upper hand in battle.

    Tailgate has no such reservations.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Saddled with impossible to delete slavery coding from before the war, when his old master dies, Jazz chooses Prowl to be his next one.

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    24 Feb 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 59

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    “Oh, I'm sorry,” Jazz said with fake remorse. “Has my abduction interrupted your day? I must apologise most profusely for that. I know you're a busy mech with an evil world-conquering business to keep afloat and no time to talk to the little people in your life-”

    Apparently Megatron has strong family values. And believes kidnapping solves everything.

    Sequel to chapter 5 of Love is a Dangerous Game.

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    25 Jan 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 78

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    Based on the prompt:
    Grimlock/Misfire/Swerve with misfire and swerve seeing who can take more of grims spike down their throat because they’re our favorite big mouthed boys
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    “But—but also, I mean, I like Misfire a lot, and I know how important to him you are, so I want to get to know you too.”

    Misfire could hear the smirk in Grimlock’s voice as he said, “By seeing who can swallow more of my spike.”

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    25 Jan 2026

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