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AU in which Pitch is the new Guardian and Jack is the one out to terrorize the world.
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Or, the origin story of one Frederich Isak Showenhower.
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Tony and Clint conspire to play an April Fools prank on Fury. The director is not impressed.
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It's payback time...
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Jazz is a small-time criminal broker. Against his better judgment, he agrees to fence a stolen tactical computer, but instead of a fancy mod, that ‘computer’ turns out to be a beautiful, amnesiac Praxian.
Jazz may be a criminal, but he’s got limits, and mecha trafficking is one of them. He frees the captive Praxian and embarks on a quest to help the mech regain his memory.
It won’t be easy. The mech’s kidnappers aren’t happy their prize was stolen, and looming overhead is the spectre of whoever commissioned that tactical computer, and their unknown intentions for its bearer.
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Zen And The Art Of Being A Scheming Son Of A Bitch by dragonofdispair
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
29 May 2019
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TF Speedwriting May 18 Prompt #1: 'Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.' ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
It’s a tale as old as time: a Decepticon is caught and interrogated.
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- Part 74 of Unrelated Prompt Responses
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Solstice Song by TheDarkSideofEnergon
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
31 Dec 2019
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::Well met, Child.::
Jazz startled, twisting around to try and find the source of the voice that came from within him and all around him all at once, like a sound system cranked up just past its safety point. It was then that he noticed he was weightless, every old racing injury gone, floating in a formless expanse that his processor could only interpret as white. His optics told him there were no directions, his processor told him he was upside-down.
Wait, he didn’t have optics. Or a processor. Scratch that, he didn’t have a frame. He tried to look around, and realized he was nothing more than his spark.
Scrap.
Jazz has deactivated with a regret-filled life, but Primus has plans for him: if he can convince another to like the Solstice in thirty days, he becomes a Winter Spark. Jazz, ever the optimist, fully believes he can.
Prowl is a work-a-holic who finds himself indifferent to the Solstice... until Jazz drops into his life one day, pestering him and generally confusing him to no end...but why is the Solstice so important to Jazz?
Neither of them counted on even liking the other... and much less feeling anything more.
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- Part 6 of Unrelated Prompts
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I Come Not to Praise Caesar by DesdemonaKaylose, jabberish
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Oct 2022
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Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.
They become best friends.
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Crime in Crystals by Aard_Rinn
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
25 Dec 2020
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