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    Lan Zhan shuts his eyes in exasperation. Lan Huan’s “Head Up and Heels Down,” shirt is confusing enough to the average person without being actively suggestive. (Every time Wei Ying sees it he proceeds to sing, “Heels down, head up, that’s the way we like to fuck!” under his breath, so the line for “actively suggestive” is… mutable.) He can’t imagine the kind of top stampede his extremely gay brother would cause by going out of the house in a t-shirt announcing, for all intents and purposes, his desire to be the star of an orgy. He tries very hard not to picture either the stampede or the orgy.

    “Why would you even want sixteen hands between your legs, anyway?” Wei Ying asks the room at large, sounding genuinely curious. “What would they do? I feel like at a certain point there’s, like, diminishing returns, right?”

    Ah. The mental image of Lan Huan’s Top Stampede has been replaced with a mental image that is both better and worse: Wei Ying as the centerpiece of a nine-person orgy.

    Or: A Horse Girl throw pillow, and what comes after.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    The next time he saw the seal, his searching gaze found no more certainty in the pattern of mottled black spots in the sleek, short fur, but there was no question that it was the same seal. It rolled before diving, showing a flash of the same brand that had marred the chest of the sealcoat and made it cheap enough for him to buy.

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    Years after their marriage, Wei Wuxian returns from the sea.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    lan wangji wants to ask him so many things. but he is still processing the fact that wei wuxian knows what he is. he knows what he is, and he's a clockmaker.

    before he can stop himself, he's unbuckling the timepiece from around his wrist and setting it down on the counter in front of wei wuxian.

    "it's broken."

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    vaguely steampunk au in which lwj is a time traveller who has got stuck in 19th century london, where his only way out might be with the help of the eccentric clockmaker who flirts aggressively at him every time he enters his shop

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Use your power on me,” he told Wei Ying. “Ask me what I want tonight.”

    Wei Ying studied his eyes, then nodded. His hands still spanned Lan Zhan’s hips. He took in a slow breath, and as he breathed out, Lan Zhan felt it—a sparkling, tumbling rush of magic that raced through him like a spring downpour. It knocked down barriers and whisked off the heavy cover that had sheltered and oppressed him all his life. Words of truth swirled easily to the surface, like floating petals.

    “What do you want tonight?” Wei Ying whispered.

    “I want to kiss you,” Lan Zhan said. “I want to touch you. I want you to touch and kiss me.” It felt so good, this magic. It was the most exquisite freedom. Why had he ever feared it?

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    Twenty years ago, as friends in college, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying hooked up one magical night. Now Lan Zhan is a music professor in Oregon, and Wei Ying is a world-famous Broadway star in New York. They haven’t seen each other since graduation, but neither has ever quite gotten over the other. So when Wei Ying comes back to Lan Zhan’s town to sponsor an arts-a-thon fundraiser…cue the second-chance romance!

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Life on a remote farm like Baixue isn't easy and Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen's love is forbidden, can't be out in the open. They can't solve the latter, but to alleviate at least some of their struggles, although they're not rich, they decide they need help - an orphan girl who's about to age out of the orphanage is supposed to start work as a housekeeper.

    But there must have been some mix up, because instead of a young woman to keep house, a young man turns up, brash and wild and not at all what they were looking for. But for Xue Yang, who is hiding a dark and troubled past, Baixue might just be the haven he always yearned for, and he won't give that up easily, even if he is unsure of his new employers / guardians.

    Can they find a way to make it work against all odds?

    Or, sort of: The Yi City meets (aged up) Anne with an E AU that no one asked for...

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    30 May 2026