Stormbouryn



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    Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

    Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

    The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya steps forward, crowding Shane against the wall. The heat between them has grown almost unbearable.

    He lowers his head to whisper in Shane’s ear.

    “Go ahead, Hollander. Meet all the new people you want. Take them out, take them home, whatever.”

    He can feel the shakiness in Shane’s breathing on his own face. Ilya leans in.

    His words ghost against Shane’s lips, an awful mockery of a kiss.

    “They’re never going to fuck you like I did.”

    Suddenly, he is violently shoved away.

    “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

    Or,

    Shane and Ilya are hooking up, and deeply in love with each other. It’s a shame they’ve never said it out loud.

    Until Shane ends things, and Ilya just can’t let it go.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    29 May 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    29 May 2026