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Almost 6 years ago, Lord Vetinari met an elegant, intelligent woman while on a diplomatic visit to Quirm. She had little interest in Ankhmorpork politics, yet still managed to impress him enough to actually get him in bed. Almost 6 years ago, they said goodbye to each other, both content to leave matters where they lay. Vetinari had returned and largely forgotten about the incident, while she had returned to her family, pleased to finally provide the heir they needed.
Sadly, almost 6 years later, family politics and disinterest have deemed the child 'unnecessary'.
So, Lord Vetinari is about to get a surprise gift.
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Ash shifted in his chair. His heart was racing, he was starting to sweat. This was - well - this was insane. He’d just met his soulmate in an asylum after the man had complimented him for biting off someone’s ear. He wished the burning need in his skin to reach out and touch the man would stop.
Ash Crews is an embarrassing secret to his family - shipped off to an asylum by his father, tortured by the head doctor, all he has left is his smart mouth and his burning need to survive and all he can expect is yet more of the same.
He wasn't expecting to run into his soulmate there.
He certainly wasn't expecting his soulmate to be violent, volatile, and obsessed with getting him back to his island.
But sometimes life doesn't care what you expect.Series
- Part 1 of The Pirate and his Soul
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Harry Potter-Black is 36 years old. He is the Head Auror and is married to Ginny with three children he doesn't really know. The Wixen world has never recovered from the Second War. Laws and Life just get more bleak every day. Harry is summoned to Gringotts only to be told that the little bit that he thought he had known about his life was a lie. Things are bleak and broken for wixen and creatures alike.
How does Harry fix it? Creature Kind, of course. They have a plan to help Harry travel back in time claim his rightful mates and fix things for both wixen and creatures.
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20 Jun 2026
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Abused and beaten, Harry comes into a surprise inheritance and his world is changed forever. He finds out that Dumbledore is using him for his fame and fortune, the war is a lie, the light isn't as light as it seems, and what's this about Sirius still being alive?!
Things take a surprising turn when Harry meets Tom and learns about creature mates. Is this the start of something wonderful or just another twist in Harry's unpredictable life? Will he finally find the love he's always craved and never gotten?
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J. K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
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26 May 2026
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Harry shows up to his private lesson with Professor Lupin, only to find he's not there. Harry heads to his office to make sure he hasn't forgotten, and thinking Lupin is being attacked by Sirius Black finds Remus in a compromising position and quickly finds himself taking advantage of the situation. Neither are aware at first that Sirius Black is indeed inside Hogwarts.
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06 May 2026
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Harry Potter finds out the truth, Regulus Black is VERY angry at Dumbledore, and Draco Malfoy is still a little shit.
In which Sirius Black is a lot closer to his brother than he pretends to be, and Regulus rains h*** on the bitches that hurt his honorary son.Series
- Part 28 of Protect the Dark!Harry
- Part 1 of The Fawn and the Raven
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29 Apr 2026
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The Fawn and the Raven: The Fourth Champion (Alternative Title: Albus Fucking Dumbledore is Getting Murdered by a Very Protective Parent) by Sweet_Wing_King101
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2023
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If Harry's summer was crazy (Death trolling Voldemort, Nagini and Harry trying to get Tom and Regulus Together, the twins, Sirius and Remus pranking Death Eaters, Dumbledore being a bitch) then his school year was going to be insane.
Someone (stupid bearded manipulative fucker) puts Harry's name in the Goblet of Fire and now he has to fight a dragon, not drown (WHO DARES TRAP CHILDREN UNDERWATER ESPECIALLY A FIRE CREATURE) and navigate a maze with a thousand dangerous creatures.
Will he survive?
(Duh, but his dad's still going on a rampage.)Series
- Part 2 of The Fawn and the Raven
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29 Apr 2026