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    Or: The three-button rule. Clark Kent becomes acquainted with Bruce Wayne, and his excellent taste in suits.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Obsessed with this story, love rereading. Everything feels so spot on & its so well written

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    "I need... I want," Bruce pants, struggling to breathe and talk at the same time, "Fuck me, Clark..."

    And if Clark ever had any doubt, it vanishes now. The man beneath him, moaning and twisting under his touch, is Batman.

    There's no room left for questions. It's the same voice he heard months ago, pleading in the dark from a faceless man. Only this time, he's the one without a face. And this time, no one is eavesdropping on those sounds, because the one who used to listen is now the one making Bruce fall apart like this.

     

    (Or, Clark thinks Batman has a very nice voice. It's been stuck in his head ever since he accidentally heard him during… sex. There's something about Bruce Wayne's voice that feels strangely familiar.)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Loved the writing and story!! Also rlly loved the characterisations.

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    Everything in Clark Kent’s life is finally running smoothly again. He’s been promoted at the Daily Planet, he’s leading the Justice League, and he’s even friends with Batman. He does, however, have one problem—Bruce Wayne.

    Or, more specifically, how much Bruce’s power, status, and all-around competency drives Clark insane.

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    14 May 2026

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    Hot af!! Loved reading. Rlly good writing and dialogue, loved the characterisations. Solid, top tier read

  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    Clark Kent is getting married. Bruce Wayne is his best man.

    The ceremony is perfect. The photos are beautiful. The vows are everything they should be. And the night before, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne fucked like seven years of restraint snapping all at once.

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    08 May 2026

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    Jesus fuckin christ. I am rocked to the core rn. This was so beautifully written, so devastating. I wanna bash Bruce up the head I s2g. What was he thinkin??

    Anyway. This was rlly good, start to finish, a terrible, dreadful, heartbreaking, fantastic read. I will definitely read when I feel like gettin my shit rocked again lmao

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    Clark just wanted to pass finals, not get stuck in a revolving door with Bruce Wayne. Now they’re accidentally cohabiting a study room, the entire campus thinks they’re hooking up, and Bruce keeps calling whatever this is “an efficient collaboration.”

    They’re really not hooking up in the study room. Probably. Maybe.

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    07 May 2026

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    Yess!! Literally loved. V sweet and god, I love how Bruce & Clark interact and their awkwardness lmao. Love their dialogue and characterisations