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black hole fantasy by hertzbenign
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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"What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.
"What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.
"I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."
"Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"
"Yes," Grace says hoarsely.
"Anything for him."
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Adrian does not like Grace.
Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.
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Your life wasn't all that bad. You had money, something of a social life, and an unwavering bloodlust. Pretending to be human was hard work, but it quickly became worth it when you meet an interesting trio one night at a generic gas station located near a small and quiet town™. And then you meet a few of their other friends. And apparently, their boss is some eldritch dude with serious issues. Yeah, this is fine.
How hard can it be, surrounded by inhumane killers, and pretending you're not one yourself?
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After a minor car accident, you start frequenting a physiotherapy clinic where a particular skeleton gives you the worst massages you could've ever imagined.
Then, at your weekend job as a radio host, you start getting calls from a physiotherapist, who happens to be a really funny guy.
What are the odds that these two events are related?
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You and Columbo are happily married. A little sexlessly too.
After being asked a totally invasive question, Columbo realizes how long it's been since he got any action. Not like he needs any, it just- bugged him this time. So, after being interrupted one too many times, he also realizes why it's been so long.
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An average walk in the park turns into a not-so-average run-in with a certain loveable detective.