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After Gold Morning, Taylor finds herself forcibly retired from the cape life, but Contessa decided to try being nice for once in her life and asks "Path to making Taylor Hebert happy" immediately after shooting her in the head. As always, Contessa gets the desired result. Technically.
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20 May 2026
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Causality, Compliance and Capes. by Dexter Deshawn (Karanos)
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
14 Apr 2026
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I asked for an ending, I wanted none of this.
I just wanted to die, in my kitchen, in peace.
At least then I'd be in control of my life for once.
But now?
I'm stuck on a fucked up crossover episode between all the worst Superhero shows.
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15 May 2026
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A Young Dryad's Plea for Sensible Leadership by Santafire
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Anime), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Manga), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil - Carlo Zen (Light Novels)
06 May 2026
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Tanya gets a chance to live out a dream she never knew was possible. Unlimited animal resources. Forest spanning networking opportunities. The potential to rest on her laurels for thousands of years after a brief career!
But the Burning Legion exists. And no one else is fully respecting the dangers their immaculate records and first hand witnesses have to say about the scale of their foe.
Infernals fall and the elves survive at great cost. Tanya will not allow negligence to breed complicity a second time. She was born too late to fully avert ruin for her home forest but maybe these other races have better heads on their shoulders.
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14 May 2026
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How the Sausage is Made by Santafire
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, League of Legends
22 May 2026
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A socially reclusive adult illustrator is now a sexually obvious outlier in a dusty and struggling world she knows nothing about. The only background she could hope to blend into is a thirsty league of legends twitter feed and this is a land of superheroes and super problems with super expectations.
She’s determined to avoid all of that nonsense and make the most of this opportunity to go back to her starving artist ways. A smaller body means cheaper food bills! And who better to deal with living as a pornified being than someone who draws them? Somebody else might squander this anatomical goldmine on chasing a sex life.
Surely with so many groups proclaiming to protect and repair this Bay City she’s now living in nothing will upend her plan to happily rebuild her art career in her private corner of existence.
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14 May 2026
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Aufhebung
noun | German | /ˈaʊfheːbʊŋ/
To negate, to preserve, to elevate. All three at once.Taylor Hebert's life got negated. Piece by piece over eighteen months, then all at once in a locker full of rot. The last thing she was holding onto—hope, maybe—got negated too.
She came out laughing, a whole lot stronger and a whole lot crazier than Earth Bet is ready to handle..
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- Part 1 of Aufhebung (Alt-power Taylor)
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12 May 2026