SmellsLikeExistentialEnnui



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Good girls don't cum.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “I mean-” Ellie licks her lips, swishes a bunch of pieces aside with the flat of her hand. “I mean, do you think, like, old women think Joel is attractive?”

    A pregnant pause swells to fill the garage. Then Dina snorts and claws upright on the couch. She sways dizzily. “Oh, for sure.” Ellie squeaks, and Dina goes on, voice sing-songing, “And not just the old ones.”

    Jesse says, slowly, bravely, “If we’re being honest, I think Joel’s attractive.”

    Ellie falls backwards onto her ass, grunting at the impact. “Oh my God-”

    “Tommy too,” Jesses adds, and Ellie throws a handful of puzzle pieces at him, shrieks:

    “What?!”

     

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    Ellie discovers that Joel might be Jackson's most eligible bachelor. Complications ensue.

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    15 Jan 2025

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    Chapter 17

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    He began to stroke himself, slowly, insolently, enjoying her desperation.

    “Do you know how it felt, to watch you prance around in that tiny dress all night like a cock-hungry little slut?” The edge of torment in his voice, an admission in itself.

    “Show me. Please, Aleksander. Please.” She spread her legs even wider, coaxing him.

    “Fuck,” he breathed, hand reaching into his sweatpants at last.

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    Or: the father-daughter incest AU. Alina and Aleksander agree not to let one night of accidental incest ruin their newfound family bond. It does.

    ***WARNING***
    As the tags may (but also may not) imply, this fic will explore darker themes and contains references to real world war criminals and ongoing atrocities. For those seeking a purely escapist daddaughter, this fic is not it.

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    20 Nov 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    What if Mark said no to Thragg’s offer?

    You are - or were - the leader of a resistance cell. After successfully killing a Viltrumite, hundreds of people associated with the cause were publicly executed in retaliation while you were made to watch.

    At the end, when you thought your time had come to die, you were instead forced to kneel.

    “You don’t deserve the peace of death,” Thragg intoned. “I shall not make you a martyr. Instead, I shall make you a lesson.”

    There, on a screen broadcast to millions, a collar of Viltrumite metal locked around your neck, and your sentence was pronounced.

    You were to serve the Grand Regent himself as a slave until your dying day.

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    20 May 2026

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    Sansa’s appearance here, beyond where the Wall once stood, disrupts the stillness Jon’s carved for himself out of ice and caves of bitter Epsomite.

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    21 Sep 2025

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