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    There is a trick people do with a mint candy and a bottle of cola which results in a small eruption, and something very like it, for much higher stakes than a laugh in a car park, is about to take place in Aziraphale’s back room.

    Or: what happens when you finally unscrew the cap on a six thousand years of repression, and drop in Valentine’s Day.

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    31 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Aziraphale was always too aware of his corporation when Crowley touched him; his skin would tingle like Crowley was feeding him a tiny spark of electricity. The shock always lingered long after the touch itself had ended. Sometimes, he'd feel the echo of fizzing warmth and pressure for hours, as though the portion of him that had touched Crowley was somehow more alive than the rest of his form.

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    Aziraphale doesn't experience sexual attraction, or many sexual urges at all, and that's all fine and dandy, because Crowley told him once that it's much the same for him. Then, when pretending to be married provides all sorts of opportunities to share more intimate and sensual expressions of their mutual love than they can normally afford to, Aziraphale's corporation decides to give him an extremely rude awakening.

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    28 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    When Crowley unexpectedly reappears in his life after the Second Coming, Aziraphale thinks it might be his longed-for chance to amend for leaving him over two years earlier. There's only one problem: Crowley's now his slave, required to endure daily pain quotas and to submit sexually to his master or risk further torture in Heaven. Aziraphale devotes himself to alternative ways of meeting the contract terms with minimal harm to Crowley. At the same time, they gradually formulate a plan to abolish the slavery programme Upstairs and liberate abused demons. But as the weeks go on, the physical act of sex once meant only to keep Crowley safe in his placement with Aziraphale becomes increasingly intimate and fraught with unspoken feelings each is sure the other cannot return. Will they last long enough to dismantle the programme and return to a semblance of life before? Or will the anguish of a broken heart drive them apart--possibly forever?

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    28 May 2026

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    The part Crowley couldn’t bear, the very worst part, was that it was all his fault.

    And not in that stupid self-flagellating ‘oh wah this random series of events is all my fault’ way. In the very literal ‘I made a horrible mistake and now someone I care about is suffering because of what I very directly and specifically did’ way.

    But to see it, to understand how badly he had fucked up, you had to start at the beginning.

    Fill for the prompt: 'hedonists with no foresight decide to torture an angel for funsies'-- but in their case, their comeuppance isn't blind justice enacted by the universe, but very, very particular justice enacted by Crowley, who's come to get his angel back

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    26 May 2026

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    25 May 2026