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There is a woman sprawled across Rozanova’s bed. Between her thighs, Shane can see Lilya’s head bobbing. The woman has her fingers in Rozanova’s curls, pulling—
Shane finds out that Lilya’s pre-game ritual is eating pussy.
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- Part 1 of Pulling the Goalie
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“You’d better be careful,” Caitlyn put a bit of edge into her voice, “you forget, I could spit in your coffee.”
Vi’s teasing stuttered to a halt and her cheeks flushed.
“Joke’s on you,” she said, clearly attempting to sound casual, “I could be into that shit.”
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Early in their relationship, Vi had been going down on Caitlyn, her thumb running soft, teasing circles around Caitlyn’s clit, her tongue pressing in, again and again—Caitlyn was delirious with it.
“Oh god, god—please—put it in already!”
Vi had stopped dead.
“What do you mean, put it in already,” she’d asked. Her voice had lost the breathy edge it had had when she’d been sweet talking Caitlyn earlier. “Put what in, exactly.”Vi was trying to compensate for something, and unlike Caitlyn’s ex-boyfriends, Vi wasn’t insecure about her height.
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Arcane Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Lesbian?! by SleepingPatterns
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
07 Feb 2025
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“You know, there’s an old wives' tale that if you turn thirty and you’re a virgin…” Jinx waved jazz hands for dramatic effect, “you get magical powers.”
“Jinx! First of all, you’re fucking gross. Second of all,” Vi tried not to sound overly defensive, “I’m not a virgin!”
She was, in fact, a virgin.Or
Cherry Magic AU
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To the Moon and Back by b33x, BastardlyOctoberSon, SleepingPatterns
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Oct 2020
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Rzhavyi is an eighteen year old student at a technical college. Fighting comes as easily to him as breathing, and he lives by a code. Topor is twenty-one and recently discharged from the army. He's a drift racer, and couldn't care less about Rzhavyi's concept of fairness. The only thing they have in common is that they both live in aging apartment blocks in the middle of Russia, and that they are incapable of sharing the courtyard situated between them.
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- Part 1 of To the Moon and Back
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To the Moon and Back by b33x, BastardlyOctoberSon, orphan_account, SleepingPatterns
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Oct 2020
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"Must be nice."
Shane's cheeks hurt from the fixed smile he's been wearing since nine in the morning. He passes a signed photo of himself to the waiting woman with a nod before turning back to Hayden. "What must be nice?"
"Dude, the line of people waiting for your autograph wraps all the way around the building. Twice." Hayden hands him a water bottle, cap already off. "Here you go. Stay hydrated."
Shane hides a wince; the slightly warm water tastes like plastic, and it lingers unpleasantly on his tongue. He's been signing for what feels like hours already and the crowd isn't getting any smaller. "Fitness is popular these days."
"Sure. Fitness." Hayden gives a pointed look to the stack of photos in front of Shane: one set with him smiling awkwardly into the distance, arms crossed in his workout gear, and the other with him leaning against the side of a motel pool the marketing department rented for the morning, towel around his neck. The photographer insisted, despite protests that his workouts have never featured swimming.
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- Part 1 of hr anon
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Shane feels like he might be sick. He crouches down in front of Ilya, slowly, and takes in the reams of scattered notes around them; scrawled Cyrillic, cross-hatched abrasions where the pen has ripped all the way through, a couple of illegible English words dotting the chaos here and there. It looks like a crime scene.
“What, uh,” Shane starts haltingly, sucking in a shaky breath before trying again. “What’s all this, Ilya?”
Ilya finally seems to notice that he’s there. He looks at him with wide eyes, red-rimmed, like he’s cried at some point then scrubbed furiously at the tears. Dreadfully, he laughs.
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Lily looked deliberately over Jane’s shoulder at that, her delicate fingers running through her smooth, ash blonde hair. She had started bleaching it a few years earlier.
“Sure,” she laughed, sharp and flinty, “When are we not fighting?”
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Jane and Lily as WAGs
Bookmarked by SleepingPatterns
29 May 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/223224411
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In the End by mar1p0sa_papp1l0n
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Feb 2026
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Shane will be the one to get dementia, in the end, once the disease progresses. He’ll be the one who forgets, in the final stages. It’s unfair, so fucking unfair, but Ilya can’t cry about it in front of their daughters or in front of Shane’s parents. So he gets up from the table and slams the patio door, pats himself down for a cigarette he knows won’t be there until his fingers find his mother’s cross laying heavy against his collarbone.
Or, Ilya and Shane, and Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE). A series of vignettes.
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- Part 1 of Remembering to not Forget
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.