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    Harry's reputation is insignificant after traveling to 1942. Free from his Boy Who Lived label and determined to alter his future, Harry soon encounters other labels. Some that are just as imposing as being The Chosen One.

    In which everyone believes a Time-Traveling-Harry is mad. Unfortunately for Harry, being mad is a rather attractive quality to a budding dark lord.

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    09 May 2025

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    05 May 2025

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    "Okay," Harry says gravely, "kid. So. You might not believe me, but." He swallows. "You've been….de-aged."

     

    "De-aged?" Tom asks, perplexed.

     

    "I think so," he goes on rapidly, "I mean, you were, like…" He screws his face up. "Sixty-eight years old, just an hour ago. But now you're seven."

     

    "Sixty-eight?" Tom gasps, and he opens his mouth to scream.
    June 24th, 1995. The night that Lord Voldemort regains his human form, and he and Harry Potter fight to the death, when their wands collide, shared by a beam of gold light.

    And then, Lord Voldemort's volatile, recently-regenerated human form morphs into something else entirely. Into his seven-year-old de-aged self. Now he's young Tom Riddle, fresh out of Wool's Orphanage. The Golden Trio and the Weasleys will learn something new about themselves - and Tom will, too. Can young Tom escape the shadow of his older self? Or will he succumb under it?

    Featuring: fluff, lots of fluff, Tom Riddle being Tom Riddle even at age seven, and Harry Potter being an idiot, per usual. Updates every week/two weeks! <3

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    21 Apr 2025

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    One second, Harry Potter was standing outside the Ministry courtrooms with Draco Malfoy, and the next, he was sprawled on his back on a hard-wood floor, surrounded by a circle of burning candles. With Draco Malfoy on top of him.

    Such is the way of life, of course.




    (aka: seven-year-old Tom Riddle successfully manages to summon 'the most powerful sorcerer in the universe', and Draco Malfoy just happens to be pulled along for the ride.)

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    16 Apr 2025

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    Solana had never believed in soulmates—not in her world, where the concept belonged in fairy tales and cheesy TV dramas. But in this world, where vampires, witches, and werewolves roamed the streets, the rules were different. The moment she locked eyes with Elijah Mikaelson, she felt it. That pull. Like a cord wrapped tightly around her soul, binding her to him in a way she couldn’t begin to understand.

    The only problem? He wasn’t the only one.

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