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There are no aliens and there is no game. There is no man behind the curtain. There is no demon waiting for the death of the universe. There never was. There never will be. At least, not in this version of their universe...
Follow reluctant protagonist Karkat Vantas and the other unfortunate souls he finds himself entangled with, as they attempt to carve out their place in the world and keep it without dying a painful - or worse, embarrassing - death.
Contains friendships, grudges, romance, violence, stomach-churning displays of affection, and above all, giving a big fat middle fucking finger to the whims of fate and the universe as a whole.
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- Part 4 of Alternia Sans Sgrub
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2026 update. Gamers. The rewrite has begun. I want to get a few chapters ahead, but chapter one is done and just having a few tweaks!
REWRITE: Alone Together (Troubled Souls) 2026 edition
I will leave this here for prosperity, because I still appreciate all the work that 2016 me put into it, and I thank every single one of you for reading.
"Due to a very boring twist of fate called Sollux Captor's laziness, Sgrub never happened, leaving the beta Trolls to continue their lives on Alternia unawares of what could have been. We begin our journey with Karkat Vantas, as he prepares to enter the Imperial City, lie to the drones about his blood colour, turn nine sweeps old, join the Threshecutioner academy, spend more time with his friends than he ever thought he would, fill a quadrant he didn't know he needed, and absolutely, positively, NOT have a mental breakdown of any kind. Oh and there's also the small matter of helping the Heiress overthrow the scariest fish this side of the Galaxy. Gods help him."
Spin-off fics are listed in the end notes with links.
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- Part 2 of Alternia Sans Sgrub
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Two years after the apparent "end" of the main Xiaolin-Heylin war, Jack is offered a second chance at his apprenticeship with Chase - one that promises to be a lot more serious than either of their last attempts at working together. There's a lot to unpack between them, but Jack opts to just throw the whole suitcase into one of Chase's guest rooms and see what this "apprentice" business is all about.
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Some people might think that a (relatively) stable home and people who love him would be enough to fix Hunter's problems.
Those people would be wrong.
In fact, in Hunter's opinion, it's just given him more problems; like the Blight boy who makes his heart do funny things and the fact that if he screams in the middle of the night, it doesn't just bother Rascal anymore.
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- Part 10 of Works On Indefinite Hiatus
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All of my Kingdom hearts one-shots neatly in one place! Updates will be sporadic and likely not connected to any other chapter. Just a way for me to get out all of my feelings about my favourite characters!
Chapter 1 serves as an index, where each subsequent chapter will be listed with its own pairings, tags, and summary.
(Possible KH3 spoilers in the future, but the current chapter(s) have been written before I have completed Kingdom Hearts 3 or know about the ending).
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Young Xehanort has seen what he will become, and suddenly he's not so sure he wants the future that's laid out for him.
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Dirk just wants a normal life - as normal a life as a werewolf with a witch for a sister can get, anyway.
Eridan just wants back into heaven - it was just a big misunderstanding! Honest! He deserves to be there!
Roxy just wants a cool Halloween costume - a summoning circle is the obvious answer, right?
This can't be good.
(Secret skeleton exchange for Dragoneisha! Happy Halloween!)
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"Devils aren't just for the history books, y'know."
A series of snapshots set in a modern AU. Everyone is still their respective species, magic still exists, and William is still a big science nerd. Except now, he can blog about it and Sitri's fan club takes place on social media, among other implications of modern technology.
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Funquisition by SlaveToMyKeyboard
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II
18 Jan 2018
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Lighthearted drabbles about the Dragon Age crew, mostly set in the inquisition era.
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"A board/video game tag-team, let these dorks be happy™ type prompt. I don't care who is on what team. The couch is big and everyone leans across everyone else"
Fluff, competition, and a lot of snark. But what else could be expected when you put these four assholes together?
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Getting rejected from the invader force is bad enough on it's own. But being reassigned to an information retrieval mission at some institute of peace and learning?
Zim almost wishes he'd just been exiled to foodcourtia instead. At least there he wouldn't have to deal with humans like the insufferable dirt monkey, Dib.
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- Part 1 of Works On Indefinite Hiatus
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A random collection of ficlets set in my zombie apocalypse AU. Will be mostly Erikar, but I may branch out and show other characters as the AU expands (or if I open up requests or something).
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- Part 9 of Works On Indefinite Hiatus
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Home for the Summer by SlaveToMyKeyboard
Fandoms: Homestuck, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2017
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A #betterbrostrider ficlet for caligulasaquariums on tumblr! Dave invites some friends home from hogwarts over the holidays, and Bro tries his best to be a good host.
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Karkat is tasked with something very important, but he ends up accomplishing more than just simple decoration.
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Karkat and Nepeta treat their cold-blooded red partners to a little relaxation in the warmth.
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When you first met him, you wouldn’t have even thought about talking back, lest he help you discover that you really can double-die in these bubbles. Heck, even your wildest dreams never allowed the fantasy that you’d actually meet him at all.
Yet here he is, in the ghostly flesh, scars an’ all. And weirdly, he’s actually not a bad guy.
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- Part 3 of Bubbleverse
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Various ficlets about the Vantases and Amporas, wherein they are involved in various romantic and/or platonic entanglements, resulting in situations of a comical, fluffy, sad, angsty, feelsy, or all of the above nature.
Ch1 - Angelfish (no sgrub Angel!Eridan AU)
Ch2 - Bite Me (meteorstuck, Vamp!Kat AU)
Ch3 - Blood Drunk (Vamp!Kri AU)
Ch4 - Anniversary Gift (EriKar Militarystuck AU)
Ch5 - Both of You (no sgrub, Preg!Karkat AU)
Ch6 - Unnamed Humanstuck EriKar Fluff (FTM Karkat, sort of Sickfic)
Ch7 - Understanding (meteorstuck Pale EriKar)
Ch8 - Vwhere the magic happens (Cronkri fluff)
Ch9 - Dumb Visions (pale Cronkri)
Ch10 - Ice (meteorstuck Pale Erikar - self harm tw)
Ch11 - Too Much (pale Cronkri)
Ch12 - Icing on the Cake (Cronkri fluff)
Ch13 - Storytime (Pale Erikri fluff) -
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Sometimes you wish you’d just stayed a wonky-horned, one-finned freak. Then you sigh and mutter that you’re an idiot, because you know that would have been ten times worse.
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Karkat attempts to be a not-so-single parent whose Matesprit is halfway across the galaxy - or at least that's what he thinks.
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- Part 2 of Grub Crèche
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The last thing Dave Strider expected to find at his local bar was a Troll, let alone one who offers him tequila and is in dire need of someone to take him home.