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    During one of their fights, Lucifer wildly misreads the situation and decides to kiss Alastor.

    Unprepared to be seduced by the Lord of Temptation himself, Alastor doesn't react at first, but when Lucifer insists, he gives in. He'll let him do what he wants as long as it feels good, he tells himself. The problem is, Lucifer is very skilled with his hands and his mouth. One thing leads to another, and Alastor loses his virginity to the Devil.

    How will he react to this insane development? Is Alastor being drugged or compelled? Is Lucifer's interest purely sexual? What even is a situationship, and can rivals get benefits?

    More importantly, why the Hell is Alastor the bottom?

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    23 May 2026

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    Lucifer finally had no choice but to answer.

    “They're not mine to give away. Charlie had me sorting all these so you don't have to, she realized you were up late last night.” The King says. "So, I do hope you're fully awake and ready to just veto everything! It'll save us a good hour of our time.”

    "Quite.” If the items were for the hotel, which I doubt, goes unsaid. “But I'll have to turn you down, I'm going to a meeting within the hour. Have them delivered to the recipient's room in a timely manner, it'll be an issue for our dear hotel owner if we're sorting through guests mail.”

    [Executioner AU] Alastor is given a new set of powers and a new leash when he takes the hand of one Lucifer Morningstar. This is not their origins, no, no. This is what Alastor has to deal with after a common job from Lucifer, only to come home to gifts, upon gifts, upon gifts... and a sour Lucifer.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Alastor's curse in Hell is that it hurts to make connections. The touch of another sinner will burn and blister his skin; the hands of the ones he loves will never be a soothing touch, never a comfort, only pain.

    So Alastor avoided touch, avoided friends.

    Until the day Lucifer arrives, picks a fight with him and lays his hands on Alastor - and Alastor discovers that the Devil's hands do not burn him, do not hurt him. Touch starved and desperate, he chases after any kind of contact, whatever the risk may be.

    (In which an asexual person writes our one canon asexual character and once again takes a ship only semi seriously)

    Set during season one and branches off into season 2 as I watch it.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Reread is SO CUTE with so e self sacrifice as a treat

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    After killing her abusive mother in a fit of rage, Ruby finds herself in Hell. She is taken in by Rosie, the matriarch of Cannibal Town, and sent off to the Hazbin Hotel under the watch of Alastor, a powerful overlord known for his radio show that broadcasts the screams of those he torments.

    Ruby is slow to grow accustomed to her afterlife, still carrying the baggage of her life on Earth, struggling to come to terms with her more violent nature that she explores under Alastor's guidance. Unbeknown to her, Rosie chose her for a reason, pushing Alastor towards Ruby at every chance she gets.

    Ruby finds herself growing fond of Alastor and wanting to stay in Hell though it means never seeing any of the people she cares about from her life on Earth again. Though it's hard to admit, he enjoys her presence at the hotel, finding himself looking forward to the time he spends pushing her toward the violence in her spirit that she fights so hard against. But how can one so used to being alone accept the change Rosie suggests?

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    18 Dec 2025

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    01 Mar 2024

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    Cute 5