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I Solemnly Believe in Newton’s Laws of Motion by GreenPigeon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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All his childhood growing up in the circus taught Dick the fundamental rules for staying alive: learn the laws of the places you go, don’t accept candy from strangers, and what goes up must come down.
Or: After Doctor Strange’s spell, Peter ends up in another universe working in a traveling circus while facing his worst enemy: final exams.
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04 Jun 2026
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let me know when you get home by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jun 2026
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Lachlan Pucey joins the Montreal Metros as a rookie with all eyes on him. After a year spent in the AHL, developing and preparing for his NHL debut, he's not going to let anything distract him from playing the best hockey he can and proving to everyone watching that he's just as good of a player as his old man was and his big brother is.
Hank Crawford is a second round draft pick that comes into the league after two years playing the college circuit. He's got no one's expectations to live up to save for his own, but there's a lot riding on him making a name for himself in Montreal. It's the best day of his life when Shane Hollander calls to invite him to training camp in September, bar none.
Lachlan and Crawford are fast friends. Hard not to be when they have so much in common, when it's so easy to kill an afternoon hanging out and playing video games beside each other on the couch. When it starts to feel like the only deep breaths they're able to take are the ones they take when they're side by side, on the ice or at home or out in the city.
They're fast friends. Good friends. Best friends. That's all they can be; hockey is everything else.
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- Part 13 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 3 of homegrown
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26 May 2026
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There's Nothing to Think About by Latigra
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 May 2026
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Shane Hollander's quest to acquire himself the best girlfriend in the MLH.
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21 May 2026
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we cannot waste time (—only ourselves.) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jun 2026
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The photos leak on a Wednesday. Ilya sets his life and career on fire on Sunday, mostly out of spite. On Monday, he is the first out queer player in the NHL.
Nobody handles the ensuing circus well, least of all Scott Hunter.
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- Part 1 of Where does such tenderness come from?
- Part 1 of Set in Heated Rivalry-verse
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- 41/?
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17 May 2026
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Shane hasn’t been new on a team since his rookie season. He hasn’t had to walk into a locker room full of guys he doesn’t know since he was nineteen. That first year in Montreal had been one of the most exhausting of his life, and the hockey had been the least of it.
Boston’s locker room will be easier than Montreal's, Shane thinks. Hopes.
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- Part 3 of all the stars aligned
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04 May 2026
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counting pennies by andwordsarefutiledevices
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 May 2026
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“Congrats on the victory tonight, Wiebe. It was well-earned. Detroit was slated to, frankly, demolish the Centaurs. On the ice, we saw just about the opposite. You’ve been saying for weeks that the team’s about to turn its luck around. What finally clicked?”
He wants to give a thoughtful answer, tell them that it was months of strategizing and careful moves on his part. But he’s never been a good liar. “As I’ve said, we’ve been putting in the work. I don’t want to celebrate prematurely.”
“And what are you telling your team tonight?” The Athletic.
Brandon gives a quick laugh.
“Whatever you did before the game, keep doing it."
*****
OR: A drunken hookup between Centaurs players Shane and Ilya breaks the team's historic losing streak. Per hockey superstition, the teammates have to do whatever necessary to repeat the conditions of their win.
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04 May 2026
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those who form his fire-side by elumish
Fandom Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, The West Wing
27 Mar 2026
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03 May 2026
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Shane Hollander & Whatever Professional Women's Hockey Is Called Now by elumish
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Mar 2026
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Hollander: Look, I want to play hockey against the best, and I think people should be paid what they’re worth, and I don’t care what—
[Hollander gestures awkwardly at his body]
Hollander: —whatever. Does someone want to ask me about the hockey game that just finished?
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- Part 3 of as seen through the eyes of the camera
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03 May 2026
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03 May 2026
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I. ONE LITTLE GOD FALLING OVER ANOTHER by toyourdetriment
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Lily, 9:19 a.m.
i mean they were right
just early. we hadnt won our cups yet
but yes cocksucking faggots took over the majorIlya knows what he wants; he can wait out a year.
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- Part 1 of Mother of a Spartan King
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21 Apr 2026
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glimpsed a ghost in the darkness by LadyHaleth
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Apr 2026
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The live broadcast has taken over everything—news channels, livestreams, doctor’s offices, the muted TVs bolted into corners of cafés and airports.
The same feed repeats everywhere: the launch of the shuttle to the Hail Mary, Earth’s last desperate hope. Footage of the launch preparations alternate with prerecorded statements from world leaders, a scrolling bar of names and credentials sliding across the bottom of the screen. The astronauts’ portraits are displayed in sequence, their faces and names proudly displayed, honoring those brave ones willing to give their lives for the future of Earth.
Yao Li-Jie. Olesya Ilyukhina.
And Ryland Grace.
7,130 miles away, Colt Seavers looks up at the Starbucks television screen and drops his coffee.
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Or, the AU where Ryland Grace has a twin, and Colt Seavers is not taking the whole “sent into space to die” thing quietly.
Incidentally, Stratt doesn’t know that he exists.
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16 Apr 2026
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continuity errors/tuesday again by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning.
The third thing you should know is that everyone around you has probably been stuck in a time loop at one point or another, and they made it out alive. This is only comforting if you’re a numbers guy, or if you’re the kind of guy who talks to others about how it feels to live the same day over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Shame if you’re not; the most important thing you should know about breaking a time loop is that it helps to tell someone you’re trapped in one in the first place.
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- Part 11 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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12 Apr 2026
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"...is a hero to me." by susieboo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 May 2026
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When the Beetles return to Earth, and the footage is set to be released to the public, Ryland Grace's former students plan a reunion to watch and celebrate together, and remember the teacher who inspired and guided them.
A story told in emails, transcripts, text messages, and other documents.
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08 Apr 2026
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Immaculate Reception by florahart for erikako_the_hutt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Dec 2022
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So they decide to go to Erid. It's not like the sciencing stops there.
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06 Apr 2026
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Patron saints of one way trips by clokkerfoot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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An Eridian mining crew find a human welded into a stranded ship on the surface of a moon. They bring him back to Erid, to the only other human they know.
Something in Grace's chest flickered into life. He had buried it so long ago that he hardly knew what it was anymore, and so he took off his glasses and cleaned them on the edge of his cardigan, as if Rocky's words were a smudge he could clear away before finding the will to hope.
“Ah…” his words failed halfway out of his mouth. Rocky chittered at him, a little sound of encouragement. “There’s another human? Here. And… alive?”
** Work is complete but new chapters may be added if the whimsy takes me**
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06 Apr 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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06 Apr 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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30 Mar 2026
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inez: Welcome to the Mr. Grace Memorial Discord! This server is open to any student who had him as a teacher or knew him as a person. It’s a place for us to mourn and remember him and his one true love: science.
Earth, after the Hail Mary launches.
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- Part 1 of back on earth
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30 Mar 2026
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Message in a Beetle by ConalltheLibrarian
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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It’s been nearly 27 years since Eva Stratt forced Ryland Grace to board the Hail Mary and sent him off to his death for the greater good of mankind. Meanwhile, Eva and the Project Hail Mary team have been fighting a losing battle against the cooling sun—and their own demons—trying to make sure there were still people to be saved by the time the crew could send a solution home. Right on schedule, the beetles are returning to Earth, hopefully with the answer to saving the world. But Eva has something else to worry about; there’s every possibility Ryland Grace’s last words would be coming home, and all the time in the world couldn’t make her ready to face the consequences of her actions, or what will happen when her colleagues find out what she did to their friend.
It was time to find out if it was worth it for her to sacrifice Grace, and her soul, to save humanity. And to find out if she was ready to face him after all these years…- Language:
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29 Mar 2026
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Blip K by explicette
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Superman (Movie 2025)
30 Mar 2026
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a strange phenomenon on erid draws superman to ryland grace's new home. the two work together to save their eridian companions and discover more about themselves along the way.
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29 Mar 2026