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    “It's ok, I'm not gonna hurt you. My name is Phil, I'm a doctor.”

    Faint shuffling came from behind a dumpster to his left and from the darkness appears two glowing red eyes.

    “You took a Hippocratic oath,” they say seriously.

    “Sure did,” Phil agrees, looking over the kid now in front of him. Their long pink hair is the first thing that grabs Phil's attention but as he searches for any sign of an injury, he just notices the very recognisable suit they wear.

    It's hard for Phil to connect the notorious villain Blood God and this scared and injured kid in his mind but while he might lack self preservation, he's also not a complete idiot.

    OR: Phil's never been fond of superhero's but after saving a villains life he gets way too caught up in their world for his liking and things are worse than they seem.

    OR OR: Phil might have just gotten kidnapped by villain teens and made into a father.

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    03 Aug 2023

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    Dr Blade, resident know-it-all immortal of site 48, rumoured son of The Angel of Death, Blood God in all but name (and official reports) is a very mature and reasonable professional. The only problem is that, "mature" and "reasonable" are technically subjective terms.

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    17 Jul 2023

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    (Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)

    In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.

    After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.

    So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.

    (and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)

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    10 Jul 2023

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    “So, theoretically, if I were to trade my soul with you, is it possible to get money in return?”

    A drag of silence passes. The demon’s smile fades into a blank expression that could almost be called confusion.

    “...Yes…” The demon trails off. “You could, but couldn’t you go bigger than that?” It phrases the question as an offer, a chance to make the deal at least a bit complicated. Demons don’t like simplicity, it seems.

    Shame, because that’s all sleep-deprived Wilbur cares for.

    “What could be bigger than Money?” Wilbur asks, raising his eyebrows and clapping his hands together. He then winces with a curse, having forgotten about the fact his palm is still sliced open.

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    07 Mar 2023

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    In an AU where eldritch beings naturally roam doing whatever they like, Dial Up is a collection of horror fics that show the side effects of being the main character in a horror genre. (Lmao)

    Fics are put in chronological order, as there is a timeline. Disclaimer for dark tones and unsettling imagery, bc, well. Horror. hehe

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    07 Mar 2023