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Draco Malfoy has a little problem. Ten years ago he played a drunken game of Truth or Dare, and it resulted in an Unbreakable Vow in which he promised to lose his virginity to Hermione Granger.
He's never fulfilled it, and now he's engaged to marry somebody else in six weeks.
Most people would panic, but Draco has a plan. All he has to do is tell his mother.
Narcissa can fix anything.
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Very enjoyable. Narcissa is fab
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Red Roses and Healing Hearts by candaceb15, faelagrey, raginghufflepuff
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2025
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Hermione Granger has always had a plan. Complete her NEWTS, get a job in the ministry, fight prejudice and bigotry, and make the wizarding world a better place.
She quickly realizes the thorn in her side- her boyfriend, Ron Weasley.
This story has tags intentionally left out for the purpose of not ruining the plot. The tags left out are not darker than the tags included.
I do not own Harry Potter or any characters associated with this story.
Thank you, candaceb15 for editing!
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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