ShadyCarson
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Having your partner ask what's wrong with your dick mid coitus is probably the last thing you want... but then again, having that same partner possibly break your nose during said coitus is also pretty bad.
A comedy of errors. Rhys' luck, and R&D being the real evil on Helios.
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- Part 1 of What the hell R&D?!
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Play the perfect wife, survive Eddie Gluskin, survive Mount Massive.
Bring down Murkoff.
Happy Wife, happy life.
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Handsome Jack is dead. Rhys is devastated that his hero died two weeks after he started at Hyperion. But all is not lost! The late CEO's ghost is happily terrorizing the employees on Helios, and Rhys is determined to meet his idol. Dead or Alive.
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100% Turkish Cotton by ShadyCarson
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Nov 2020
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He just wants Wade to take care of himself! Is that too much to ask?!
Apparently not...
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Tony has an idea in his head about Steve's sexual experience, and what he would want in the bedroom. Thinking he is doomed to have sweet romantic sex for the rest of his life, Tony accepts his fate. Steve has something to say about that.
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Five Times Soap Stopped Someone Taking Ghost’s Mask Off, and One Time Ghost Took It Off Himself
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19 Jun 2026
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15 Jun 2026
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“Missed me,” Ghost crackles in his ear. Warm, teasing. A tone that Soap is almost certain is reserved for him.
Soap scoffs. "Prove it."
“Aw,” Ghost tuts. “Don’t trust me?”
No one I trust more, Sir. He doesn’t say it. Not that he isn’t sure Ghost already knows; if he’s even half as inhumanly perceptive as everyone gives him credit for, then he has to know, has to feel that tangible presence orbiting between them. (The direct acknowledgement of this entity feels too unshakably taboo. A point of no return that takes the shape of something gnarly; a feral elephant in the room that threatens to maul one or both of them down if addressed.)
“Bastard,” he grumbles instead. Wonders if his voice is as thick with affection over the com as it sounds spoken aloud. Would it matter, if it was?
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[smut all the way down with a healthy dose of yearning]
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13 Jun 2026
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Pre-Game AU. Dorian is captured by slavers while trying to escape Tevinter. He's not the only one. Based very VERY loosely on the basic concept of "The Defiant Ones". Now with editing by the delightful embyrr922!
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- Part 1 of Still Running
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Bookmarked by ShadyCarson
09 Jun 2026
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A Study in How To Trust a Qunari When They've Just Become Tal-Vashoth by notebooksandlaptops
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
16 Mar 2022
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The first time they fuck after shit goes down with the Qun, is the first time Bull realises how much Dorian’s been holding back.
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Or, when Bull leaves the Qun, Dorian allows himself to trust the man. Trust is a slippery slope to love.
Bookmarked by ShadyCarson
09 Jun 2026