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  1. Rec *

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    An online message board devoted to a cult fantasy author wrestles with his baffling final book.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    The Northern Caves (51788 words) by nostalgebraist
    Chapters: 27/27
    Fandom: Original Work
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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    An online message board devoted to a cult fantasy author wrestles with his baffling final book.

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    ART and Murderbot are alone on a mission and have cornered a corporate ship and are preparing killware to bring it down. They are the only ones who know the location of a forgotten planet the CR is hungry to re-colonize, making it a priority to stop them before they can get back to the CR.

    Unfortunately, the underpowered little botpilot on the corporate ship has a weapon neither of them are prepared for: clips of its favorite serials begging for mercy.

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    Extremely unserious. I made a tumblr post this morning and then went rogue and wrote a little fic after work.

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    31 May 2026

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    Just a Little BotPilot (2403 words) by Gimme_a_Hand_Scaevola
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: ART | Perihelion & Murderbot
    Characters: ART | Perihelion, Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
    Additional Tags: ART and Murderbot get a botpilot pet, Mutual Administrative Assistance (Murderbot Diaries), Murderhelion to me, ARTs jealous of MBs new kitten
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    ART and Murderbot are alone on a mission and have cornered a corporate ship and are preparing killware to bring it down. They are the only ones who know the location of a forgotten planet the CR is hungry to re-colonize, making it a priority to stop them before they can get back to the CR.

    Unfortunately, the underpowered little botpilot on the corporate ship has a weapon neither of them are prepared for: clips of its favorite serials begging for mercy.

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    Extremely unserious. I made a tumblr post this morning and then went rogue and wrote a little fic after work.

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    During a diplomatic trip to the university's home system to better establish the newly-formed treaty with the Preservation Alliance, Three tries to figure out who it is. Between exploring new hobbies and its sense of fashion, it attempts to figure out what its relationship with Murderbot 1.0 is, precisely. (Murderbot 1.0 ignores this, until it doesn't).

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    30 May 2026

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    pink and green (5193 words) by CompletelyDifferent
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
    Rating: General Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Murderbot & SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries)
    Characters: Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries), SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries)
    Additional Tags: SecUnit Enrichment, forming relationships is tricky when you're two highly traumatized murder machines
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    During a diplomatic trip to the university's home system to better establish the newly-formed treaty with the Preservation Alliance, Three tries to figure out who it is. Between exploring new hobbies and its sense of fashion, it attempts to figure out what its relationship with Murderbot 1.0 is, precisely. (Murderbot 1.0 ignores this, until it doesn't).

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Three observes that the humans on board The Perihelion do not touch SecUnits. This does not upset it. Of course not. That would be a strange thing to be upset about.

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    29 May 2026

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    Touch and Go (2336 words) by CompletelyDifferent
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
    Rating: General Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Characters: SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries), Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries), Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries), Asshole Research Transport (Murderbot Diaries), Dr. Arada (Murderbot Diaries), Turi (Murderbot Diaries)
    Additional Tags: Trauma, Recovery, physical and feed cuddling
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    Three observes that the humans on board The Perihelion do not touch SecUnits. This does not upset it. Of course not. That would be a strange thing to be upset about.

  5. Rec *

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    BE003821: System System: Unit acknowledge
    TC007634: Acknowledged
    BE003821: Unusual activity detected in Sector 6. Request input
    TC007634: Report
    BE003821: [24-06-74-15.img]
    TC007634: Processing
    TC007634: Three.
    TC007634: that's a still image of the view out the sector 6 porthole.
    BE003821: Confirm, request input
    TC007634: are you asking my opinion of the picture?

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    SecUnit 3 makes an attempt to establish a team rapport.

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    29 May 2026

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    feedlog 007634-003821-14 (709 words) by torpidgilliver
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
    Rating: General Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Murderbot & SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries)
    Characters: Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries), SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries)
    Additional Tags: Chatlogs, Post-Book 5: Network Effect, Idk what this is really, i was really bored at work today, secunits are emotionally constipated beings, Canon Compliant, Writing Exercise
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    BE003821: System System: Unit acknowledge
    TC007634: Acknowledged
    BE003821: Unusual activity detected in Sector 6. Request input
    TC007634: Report
    BE003821: [24-06-74-15.img]
    TC007634: Processing
    TC007634: Three.
    TC007634: that's a still image of the view out the sector 6 porthole.
    BE003821: Confirm, request input
    TC007634: are you asking my opinion of the picture?

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    SecUnit 3 makes an attempt to establish a team rapport.