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Save Me From the Demons of Paperwork by Salroka_Bee
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Aug 2024
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Inquisitor Cadash is working late. The Iron Bull has a problem with that.
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How they ended up fucking on the War Table.
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Blitzø had always loved art, but he never dreamed that one day he would be able to make a career out of it. Yet here he was, running his very own pottery painting studio in the Pride ring. He had named it I.M.P., short for I Make Pottery, and it was doing very well for itself. Apparently, a lot of demons needed a creative outlet, and I.M.P. helped fill that void.
Right now, he needed to hire another employee desperately, but it was proving difficult because of how damn picky he was. He had one more interview lined up and had already mentally decided he wasn’t going to hire the applicant because she was only 17.
Or; Blitzø owns a pottery painting studio and hires a young owl to work there and finds out she’s the daughter of the prince he met 25 years ago, and also the prince grew up to be really hot.
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- Part 1 of Pottery AU
- Language:
- English
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- 192,389
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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- 921
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14 Apr 2026
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Stolas gazed out into the endless expanse of space before him. He’d been away longer than intended–it was time to turn back. Yet, as he stared into the silent void, a strange feeling crept in. The thought of returning home–to his planet, to his wife–didn’t bring him comfort. Instead, it stirred a deep, aching loneliness he didn’t know how to address.
Then, out of nowhere, there was a deafening crash. And then he was plummeting, plummeting, plummeting down…
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The little creature he had met after his crash landing was quite cute, and how fortuitous that Stolas could communicate with him!
“Y’know, I could help you if you wanted me to,” Blitzø said with a grin, tail swaying slowly behind him. “But you have to give me something in return!”
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Or; A Pikmin inspired AU where a recently married Stolas crash lands on an alien planet where he meets Blitz, an alien creature who agrees to help him as long as he agrees to return the favor, one day. (No Pikmin knowledge required to read!)Series
- Part 1 of Pikmin AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,441
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1
- Comments:
- 262
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- 168
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16 Mar 2026
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Stolas of the Ars Goetia, once promising, is now an embarrassment amongst his kind due to his affliction. The Devil’s Bite, a nasty curse that befell him before his wedding, has left him infertile and incapable of coupling, lest they face the consequences.
Without the ability to produce an heir, the prince remains unwed and shunned, while other demons trouble themselves with the challenge of conquering the Devil’s Bite.
The Challenge is as follows: break the prince’s curse and be rewarded with handsome riches.
The stipulation? Successfully bed Stolas of the Ars Goetia with one’s manhood intact.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,326
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 163
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- 353
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- 113
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24 Feb 2026
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It's Octavia's eighteenth birthday, and she has nothing left to celebrate. When her plans for a lakeside celebration with Loona devolve into a vacation with Stolas and the imp he eloped with, Octavia resigns herself to a long, uncomfortable weekend spent avoiding them.
Something is wrong with the lake, though. Guttural howls echo from the woods at night, and the water outside their cabin's windows fills her with unexplainable dread. With Blitz and Stolas oblivious to the darkness swelling around them, Octavia is forced to confront her fears, both of the lake and of the people staying on its shore.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,834
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 117
- Kudos:
- 83
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- 25
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Bookmarked by Salroka_Bee
18 Feb 2026
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Blitz, I can’t accept this.
yeh well ur goin 2
What could I possibly need a phone for? The only person I am trying to reach won’t even answer my calls.
wow well ok fuk u too i gues
maybee idk use it to txt ur fukin boyfrend?????Is that what we’re calling it now?
sur
How romantic.
tats me baybee
mistr grand fukin roamnticSorry I can’t respond I’m too busy 💕swooning 💕
yeh wel u bettr pik ur sexi fethers asss up off the floor and explane wtf dis grosery list is
i cant find any off dis shit--
Picking up after the events of Sinsmas, told through a series of Reddit posts, text messages, and various other online media from different characters. Also there are illustrations because why the fuck not.
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- Part 1 of CosmicBird is online
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09 Jan 2026