Rowan_The_Boat
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Akira is a tad pent up and has a dream about his new boyfriend.
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Garreg Mach Coffee House by Rowan_The_Boat
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
23 Jun 2023
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Byleth is your local queer barista at a hole-in-the-wall coffee shop. The black eagles students are regular customers, and each one has their own stuff going on. (freeform to the extent of adapting these characters to a modern setting and dealing with my inability to perfectly adhere to a character written by someone else.)
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A collection of one-shots involving Lynette and each of the parasite 5 with perhaps another bonus one. They'll probably be smutty and I'll add relevant tags as they come up. Chapters will be written as I complete each character's route so it'll be a while until I finish all of them.
The first chapter will be a bit of table of contents as well so you know what to find where.
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Welcome to the Joker’s Kitchen channel! Where we debunk bad viral videos and look at the history of food.
(Or what if years later Joker had a successful cooking Youtube channel?)
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- Part 3 of Persona
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26 May 2026
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A Tale of Two Bars by TrickySleeves
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
05 Sep 2021
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“Hapi, did you give my number to a guy who was trying to pick you up?”
Hapi’s eyes flicker open all maraschino and surprised: “Oh! You know, Chatterbox, I forgot about that. Did he call you?”
“Yeah, and now his friend is texting me.”
“That’s weird. Block him.”
Byleth’s finger is hovering over the block button, when who should step through the door but her mortal rival Felix Fucking Fraldarius.
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30 Apr 2026
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you never called it what it was by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
12 Feb 2025
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“Of course—of course the people I set you up with won’t have the exact same color hair as me,” Reo says, exasperated. “They’re not me, Nagi.”
The video game noises from Nagi’s phone continue. “Can you just do it, then?”
Reo stares at him. “Can I just…?” He blinks. “Can I just, what, date you?”
Nagi nods. Reo continues staring. If he was in a comic book, there would likely be a panel where gears were shown spinning in his mind as he struggled to process Nagi’s words—since he isn’t in a comic book, all he can do is stare stupidly at Nagi, who refuses to look up from his phone. Reo doesn’t get it, doesn’t get what Nagi is trying to accomplish with his ridiculous suggestion—
“Oh,” Reo says as realization strikes him like a brick. "Oh! You mean fake dating, don't you? As in, we pretend to be dating, right?"
Nagi's gaze, finally, pulls away from his phone to Reo, but only for a moment before landing back on his phone. Something like disappointment flickers across his face. Ah, Reo thinks, his game character must have died.
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or, Reo agrees to be Nagi's date for an event. it's just one night, right?
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19 Feb 2026
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Former Death Eaters are being targeted with a Veritaserum curse – it’s permanent, and makes victims speak aloud their every thought. Luckily, it’s easier to control when writing – and Hermione is trying to introduce Muggle technology to the wizarding world.
An advent fic featuring texting, identity struggles, and a Draco Malfoy who will literally not stop talking.
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19 Nov 2025
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Jean accidentally sends half-naked selfies to an unlisted number in his contact list and it's all downhill from there and by downhill I mean that this is an university!AU entirely told through misspelled texts. A CHAPTERED university!AU entirely told through misspelled texts. You have been warned.
And yes. Yes, there will be sexting later on. I am sorry. I regret everything.
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- Part 1 of Pousse-café
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19 Nov 2025