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His prideful smile returned as his gaze curiously fell upon the two discs in Tommy’s hands.
Without warning, Dream snatched the discs from Tommy. “–Hey! Give them back!”
The Slytherin ignored his protests, holding them high up as he thoroughly examined them. “What kind of weird plates are these anyways? There’s a hole in the center of them. Wouldn’t food just fall through the middle?”
“They aren’t plates you, dickhead! They’re discs, and they’re mine!” Tommy tried jumping to retrieve them, but his youthful height proved to be disadvantageous as Dream held them high above his head.
“Ah, so they must be some sort of muggle invention. What do they do?” He inquired, only to be met with more of Tommy’s aggression, sighing with a smile. “I should’ve expected as much. I hope you don’t mind me taking them then.”
Or Bench Trio meet a certain pure-blooded Slytherin, and the first impression doesn’t go well.
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- Part 5 of Mismatched Magic and Tales that Followed
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Morally, I ain’t the Best (and I’m openly admitting that) by RoastyToasty for sheep_bloopers
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Apr 2026
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“Shit, we have to go!” Tommy snatched Tubbo’s wrist the moment the shopkeeper spotted them.
His friend quickly grabbed the best piece of meat he saw, and within seconds they were bolting through the city streets. Tubbo nervously glanced over his shoulder as three guards were now tailing after them. But Tommy pressed on, fighting through the busy crowd.
Perhaps stealing from the butchery wasn’t their wisest idea. But even thieves deserved to treat themselves to a nice meal every once in a while.
A collection of scenes featuring the adventures of young thieves Tommy and Tubbo. Happy five year anniversary Don’t Lose Your Head!
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- Part 3 of Exiled, Beheaded, LIVE!
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Winterfest was a celebration in Rivendell, signifying the long lasting protection Aeor had over the empire. This was Jimmy’s first year attending the festival, and Scott wanted it to be nothing short of a perfect experience for him. Yet between the nature of his people and duties as king, doing so felt impossible.
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Seafoam, Coffee Foam and Memories by RoastyToasty
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
20 Nov 2025
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“Guys you won’t believe what I just found out!” Jimmy shouted as he slammed open the door to the apartment, causing his siblings to snap their heads towards him.
“That Mumbo has full custody over Grian’s single braincell?”
“No, it’s obvious that rollerblades are cool.” Grian shot a glare at her before talking in his typical tired tone that was normal during his college days. “Welcome back, Tim, you’re home late.”
“I have an older sister!”
His two older siblings turned to each other in a mix of confusion until Grian burst into cackling laughter. “This isn’t exactly new. You’ve known Pearl your entire life. What’s so surprising about that? Are you sure that our father didn’t drop you on your head?”
“No, no, I mean, Pearl is my sister, but I meant another half sister on my mother’s side from the surface. Another sibling that’s been in the same city as us this whole time and we never knew. Can you believe it?”
Or Lizzie, Jimmy and the fact nobody bothered to tell them about their secret sibling backstory in my vigilante au.
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- Part 3 of Bows and Rollerblades
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Skates, Bowstrings and Other Things by RoastyToasty
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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“Have you gotten rusty from your time away from fighting, birdie?” Hotguy teased, pulling back the string of his orange and cyan longbow.
“With constantly having to worry about saving your butt? Never.” Xelqua laughed playfully, a blast of concentrated redstone coming out of his dual pink and white pistols.
The two stood with their backs against each other, grinning in confidence as they looked over their shoulders. Xelqua’s wings were open and on full display, glossy hot-pink feathers gleaming in the night. Ever since the vigilante’s recovery, he had made a swift return to fighting on field again, ready for whatever threat faced him and Hotguy next.
Or four times Xelqua and Hotguy learning something about the other, and one time about themselves.
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- Part 2 of Bows and Rollerblades
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Welcome to Mismatched Magic and Tales that followed! Where the magic behind this series goes unmatched. In short, this is my very own AU about the Dream SMP cast (and other mcyts) at the Hogwarts setting written as a bunch of connected one-shots and possibly a few multi-chapter fics in the future.
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A series of all fics that take place within the same universe as my long fic “Don’t Lose Your Head”
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Bows and Rollerblades by RoastyToasty
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Nov 2025
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The series collection of Featherflight and all following works that are set within the same universe.
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The Unluckiest Person with Luck Powers EVER! by mat_and_dom
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Nov 2025
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When the heroes Major and Solidarity decide to reveal their identities to each other after an unexpected kiss, they realize they know each other.
But when Solidarity has the power to bring himself good luck, why does Scott know Jimmy as someone with notoriously bad luck?
Bookmarked by RoastyToasty
31 May 2026
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FH superhero AU. Scott with ice powers, Jimmy with luck-based powers.
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The Codfather was pranked by A certain duo, as they pranked the citizens of Codlands and, in return, incurred the wrath of the Codfather. They thought that if they flew to the desert far from Pixandria, of course, they would be safe. They were about to discover they were wrong, very wrong.
AKA, since there are 2 types of Sirens, what if Jimmy can switch between Avian and Fish form?
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Four years after the war, Zuko is in desperate need of a vacation and organises a reunion on Ember Island, with Suki, Sokka and Toph in tow. Fresh from her break-up with Aang, Katara decides to join. Shenanigans ensue. (I suck at summaries)
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Performance Issues, HotGuy?
By GrianIn recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…Series
- Part 1 of SUPERCRITICAL
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phases of the moon by deityoftherain for ThisisJelly
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
27 Jul 2024
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Scott is the Tribal Prince of the Northern Water Tribe and he's not allowed to leave Agna Qel'a. Oh yeah, and his health is connected to the phases of the moon. Jimmy, on the other hand, is an ambassador, traveling back and forth between the Earth Kingdom and Scott's home. He wants nothing more than to settle down and cement his life by Scott's side. There's just one little thing he doesn't know yet...
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- Part 8 of rain's flower husbands
- Part 20 of rain's gender fuckery
- Part 17 of rain's event & gift fics