RoachIsJudgingYou
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Easy As Pie by GideonsAviators (RoachIsJudgingYou)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Jan 2023
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“Knees. Now.”
Gideon smirked. Harrow’s grip tightened minutely.
“Make me.”
“If you want me to touch you at all for the next month, I suggest you comply, Griddle.”
“Do you really believe you can keep your hands off me for that long?”
“Do you really want to find out?”
Gideon enjoys the scenery on their dinner date. Harrow punishes her for it. -
Oak and Iron by RoachIsJudgingYou
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
01 Jan 2023
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A weakened witcher can’t hunt, and a dying witcher without coin has no chance of surviving Kaedwenian winter alone. Both of them know this. So, in the wake of Yarren, the bard and his wolf race Mother Nature to reach Kaer Morhen before winter arrives.
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- Part 2 of glitter and gold
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Scattered, Peppered and Topped by GideonsAviators (RoachIsJudgingYou)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Dec 2022
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She turned around and made to toss her half-finished drink into the dumpster.
Then, to her right, out of the darkness, came a voice:
“I don’t see why you have such a problem with my Impala when you drive this.”or,
Gideon Nav works second shift at the Waffle House. Harrowhark Nonagesimus works at the bar across the street. Inevitably, their paths cross.
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W is for Witcher by RoachIsJudgingYou
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
31 Dec 2021
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A collection of oneshots set in the Witcher universe, not necessarily connected. I got the idea from akindofmerrywar to do a series of short ficlets prompted by each letter of the alphabet.
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- 1,205
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Cloak and Dagger by RoachIsJudgingYou
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
02 Jul 2021
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Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.
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- Part 1 of glitter and gold
Recent series
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catch me by RoachIsJudgingYou
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
20 May 2020
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The Witcher with a bit of a twist--the djinn was never released. And Geralt comes to understand his feelings a great deal more than we will likely ever see in canon.
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glitter and gold by RoachIsJudgingYou
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
01 Jan 2023
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The wolf and his bard have a knack for getting into trouble. Good thing they've got each other.
Featuring: an expansive plot, vengeful nobles, fast-and-loose information picked from canon as I please, magic, and copious amounts of guilt and pining.
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Ilya goes to Svetlana for advice on putting Shane in subspace. One thing leads to another...
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Bookmarked by RoachIsJudgingYou
08 Mar 2026
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before the first light by sinshine
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Mar 2026
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Gideon had no proof, but her gut told her that Cytherea was responsible for Sextus' death. If Harrow pursued his killer with the single-minded intensity that Gideon expected her to, then their paths were going to cross very soon.
"Text me," said Gideon. She was careful not to touch Harrow's skin with her own, lest she notice that Gideon was a little too cold, even for late winter. "I'll help with whatever stupid shit you're up to.”
[Gideon pretends to be human while assisting her childhood nemesis with killing a vampire.]
Bookmarked by RoachIsJudgingYou
05 Mar 2026
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“We won’t be able to have each other anymore.”
“…That will not happen.”
“You don’t know that.”
Bookmarked by RoachIsJudgingYou
13 Feb 2026
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a load of lies by badmetaphors
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Jan 2026
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"You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused.
Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?"
"The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing."
"The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together."
"You know what you're doing."
Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie."
BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
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Bookmarked by RoachIsJudgingYou
13 Feb 2026
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Slow Like Honey by lethargicWaste
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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Shane curled up with the force of it, the tightness in his belly ratcheting up with each pass. The heel of Ilya’s palm circled the head, pressure firmer.
Soft grunts fell past Shane’s lips, little, “uhn, uhn, uhn’s,” that kept his lips parted as the noises spilled out against Ilya’s cheek.
Shane’s core tightened, his brows furrowed, he held his breath.
And Ilya moved his palm away again.
“Fu–” Shane groaned, choking the curse into a hiccup. The air around his face felt cold where Ilya’s hands had been. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to burn away the emptiness left by the ghost of that friction, to will Ilya’s hand back. His heart pounded at his throat, so loud it nearly drowned the sound of Ilya’s soft, pleased laughter.
Or; Ilya edges Shane
Bookmarked by RoachIsJudgingYou
10 Feb 2026