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    Andy's smile felt so brittle, a light breeze over it would make it shatter. "A table for four…right."

    "Front and center—only the best for our lead journalist." Greg beamed. "I told them your wife is scary, so they better make sure the food is good or we're all in trouble."

    Greg gave her shoulder a light pat before walking away.

    As soon as Greg was out of sight, Andy leaned down on her desk, her head hitting the wood with a muffled thud. This was it. This was the end. The series finale. The part where she gets caught in the lie and has to fake her own death and move to a remote village and change her name to something generic like Anne.

    Later that night, sitting in her dark living room, she opened her laptop—the light of the screen illuminating her almost terrified expression. Her fingers trembled as she navigated to the only site where people were crazy enough to actually consider her request.

    New York City > all community > activity partners

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    Title: Looking for someone to pose as my wife and kids (serious inquiries only)

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    30 May 2026

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    Один из самых смешных фичей по мирэнди, где андреа на работе всем пиздит, что у неë есть жена и дети. Неиронично, еë выдуманная семья выглядит точь-в-точь как близняшки сама Миранда.

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    Andy's lazy Sunday is interrupted by a surprising and confusing succession of notifications on her phone, but when Miranda has a personal crisis, she jumps into action.

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    23 May 2026

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    Днп2, пëс миранды сожрал носок и она пропустила новость о своей личной жизни в таблоидах.

    Энди грустная бесполезная бисексуалка с крашем на Миру.

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    “You don’t have to agree to this, Andrea,” Miranda said, earning her a sharp look from Mr. Ravitz.

    “I mean,” Andy worried her lip, glancing at Miranda again. “If it would help… Runway.”

     

    When the tabloids speculate that Miranda Priestly is romancing her second assistant, Runway’s latest issue flies off the newsstand, leading Miranda and Andy to be forced into faking a relationship for the press

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    23 May 2026

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    Макси онгоинг, вкусно

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    (Set during Paris Fashion Week, the night Miranda gets served her divorce papers. Miranda is 46 and Andy is 28.)
    After coming to the realization she's deeply in love with her boss, Andy attempts to distract herself on her date with Christian Thompson. He deliberately manipulates her and Andy flees, but not before getting intercepted in her hotel. How on Earth is she supposed to deal with all of her feelings at once?

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    23 May 2026

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    Просто вкусный макси со слоубëрном (на самом деле не очень слоу) по мирэнди. Онгоинг, слежу за выходом новых глав

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    Starts six years after Paris. Their love story told entirely through news headlines, gossip columns, social media meltdowns, paparazzi videos, and increasingly feral Twitter users. What it looks like when the internet decides Miranda Priestly is in love.

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    15 May 2026

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    История мирэнди прописанная в рамках статей, желтвшных газет, колонок в блогах и тд