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One day, Hermione Granger walks into a pool hall determined to teach herself how to play pool. It can't possibly be THAT HARD to teach herself, can it?
Little did she know, that she walked into Tom Riddle's place of employment.
Whatever will happen next?
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AITA Dramione Edition by AWKwardPatronus, Charliebnim, EizaSolace, LadyGlencora, Ms_Tavers, Respanza, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy seeks advice on Reddit. Specifically, the AITA sub, after a public confrontation with one Ronald Weasley at the Ministry Gala.
Chaos ensues.
______________________________This fic is written from an actual post in R/DramioneUncensored. In character reply threads will be added as chapters, with contributing writers credited only once permission is provided. If you'd like to join in the mayhem, hop on over to the sub and bring some sass. Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/DramioneUncensored/comments/1te2ku9/comment/om7g82p/
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“I must say, this is truly the most remarkable feat of craftsmanship I have ever seen in my centuries of existence,” comes from the throat of the handsome stranger. “In all of my time being in this corner of the galaxy, I have never come across an individual quite like yourself. Hermione is it?”
“I am the Brain of HH-1979, and yes, I am Hermione.” If Hermione was capable of sneering, and looking haughty, she would be doing so right now, so she had to settle for putting as much of that into her voice as she could. “Who are you? How do you know my name? And most importantly, how are you in my ship?”
The strangely beautiful alien tilted his head towards her speaker that her voice came out of, and smirked. He was truly bedazzling.
“You can call me Tom. Just Tom.”
Hermione internally huffed to herself. ‘“Tom. Just Tom”? We’ll just see about that.’
“Well, Just Tom. Why are you in my ship? I haven’t authorized anyone to come onboard. Matter of fact, there hasn’t been any opportunity for you to even be invited in my ship! So, how is it that you are here? And how is it that you already knew my name?”
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Or: Hermione is a cyborg for a rocketship and meets Tom Riddle in a Nebula.
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What if a stalker story existed, where it wasn't Draco who was the pining obsessive stalker, but it was Hermione instead? What if Draco was still a Pureblood Supremacist, happily married, and a new father as well? And what if all of that made Hermione so mad, that he had never given them a chance in Hogwarts, that she decided to take matters into her own hands, and try to force him to love her, no matter what?
Have you ever wanted to know what it would look like if Hermione truly gave zero fucks as to what other people thought of her, in regards to getting what she wants, no matter the cost? Have you ever wanted to see a story where a woman truly scared you with how obsessively possessive she became with the object of her desire?
Then accept the invitation, to go Over the Edge of Reason.
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The Carnal Angst of Forbidden Redemption by Respanza
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Mar 2026
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What happens, when a good man, does a bad thing?
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Summerblood by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
29 Dec 2019
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FBI detective Rey enters protective custody after a serial killer she’s tracking stalks her to her home. She tries to distance herself from the case and soon finds a distraction in her neighbor's charming teenage son.
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Petrichor by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
19 Nov 2018
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Rey Niima's parents die in a tragic accident, leaving her in the custody of her reclusive writer uncle in the Pacific Northwest. He's charming and generous--or so it seems.
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Premature by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Jan 2019
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Ben is Rey's awkward IT neighbor. She gives him a little bonus for helping fix her Wifi, and his obsession deepens, and he wants to prove he isn't some weirdo.
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Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time by monsterleadmehome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2020
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She scoffs. “If you must know, he ‘elected’ me because he thinks our shared animosity will keep you in check. He’s also not worried about you trying to shag me as a distraction.”
He leans back, stubbing out his cigarette on the banister. His eyes rove over her from crown to toe and back. She lifts her chin and tries not to shiver. “Well, he’s right about that.”
Lucius Malfoy hires Hermione Granger to whip his son into shape so he can find a pure-blood bride and receive his inheritance. What could go wrong?
Russian translation available here.
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Based on the move “He’s Just Not That Into You”, specifically the story of Alex and Gigi. Draco is the playboy owner of a bar in Wizarding London, happy with his lack of romantic commitment. Hermione is looking for love but has a terrible track record. When they reunite after Hermione’s failed date with Theo Nott, Draco takes it upon himself to teach the brunette witch the ways of the dating game, so she can save herself further heartache…well, at least until she gets it into her head that they should be a couple, and then both of their hearts are placed in the firing line.
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