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    What if Shane Hollander got on his knees in a dirty club bathroom in LA, and got more than an orgasm out of it? What if he also made a friend who helped him stand up for himself?
    What if Ilya Rozanov had his very own pet dinosaur?
    What if Scott and Kip met differently?
    What if the queer NHL hockey players found each other sooner, and had each other's backs?
    What if they didn't have to navigate self-discovery, queer love, and homophobia on their own, and what if they all got to come out on their own terms?
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    A funny, sweet, and (briefly!) angsty story about unexpected connections and the power of queer friendship. Told through characters' POVs and text history.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Originally posted on Twitter here.]

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    08 Jun 2026

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    A twitter user makes an observation. It all snowballs from there.

    This has been sitting in my brain for a while.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Lookism Webtoon | Zack @number1boxer
    Replying to @NHLupdatesss
    Can't believe theyre going along with this conspiracy

    Hollanov OTP | A @appl3b0ston 
    Replying to @NHLupdatesss
    who cares about the Waynes, you should be posting about Shane and Ilya interacting in today's match!!

    BTS COMEBACK!! | B @savemeairplane
    Replying to @NHLupdatesss and @appl3b0ston
    Girl get a life

    For some reason, everyone thinks Shane is Bruce Wayne's secret son; he's not.

    Or Everyone keeps sending Shane conspiracy theories, much to his dismay

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    08 Jun 2026

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    🐝(trayed by Ilya) | @hockee_bee
    OMG GUYS LILY TEXTED ME, SHE’S BEEN UNSUSPENDED
    WE CAN FINALLY ADD HER BACK TO THE GC
    🎉🎉🎉🎉

    🐝(trayed by Ilya) has added ilyy to the conversation

    🐝(trayed by Ilya) | @hockee_bee
    LILYYYYY WELCOME BACK 💃💃💃💃

    Meg 🏒 | @hollanova_core
    LILYYYYYYYYYYY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

    ❗️danica ❗️ | @ottawa81girl
    It’s been 40 days bitch they kept you in the dungeons 😔😭

    Meg 🏒 | @hollanova_core
    We missed you!!

    ilyy | @ilyarozanov81
    what is this?

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    Five young hockey fans accidentally add THE Ilya Rozanov of the Ottawa Centaurs to their Twitter group chat. Rather than leaving, Ilya decides to learn more about the new generation of hockey fans and some fun internet lingo :)

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    07 Jun 2026