RealBoneHours
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Another puff of smoke. “I’m not– okay, I’m a little jealous. But I’m glad he can give you this. Even if you bothered talkin’ to me, I dunno if I could do too good a job these days.”
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"Then why-" He stopped upon hearing its fingers lightly scrape against the laurel-like part of his helmet, somewhere above his ear. The closest thing it could get to scratching behind his ear without crossing a serious, and potentially dangerous, boundary.
It stopped scratching after a moment, tilting its head.
"Are you… treating me like a dog?"
It did not respond.
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having a really normal relationship with the act of eating by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
03 Nov 2025
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He gathers up his next bite. “Y’know, John tends to complain when I eat.”
“Because you eat like a hog unless there’s somebody keeping you in check,” John added.
“C’mon.”
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“You’ve been out of hypersleep for a bit, now, right?”
“So I’ve been told, yeah. Hard to tell when I spent so much of it drugged out of my mind.”
“I take it the anti-boner pill wasn’t in the mix this time?”
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“If Oscar walked in on us right now, what would you want him to do?”
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I Want To Be Every Button You Press by coulson_is_an_avenger
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
07 May 2026
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Suddenly caught by desire, Arthur goes to sink his teeth into him. He wants to make this good for John, hangups of his mortal mind be damned.
John absolutely squirms under his hands, little breathless noises falling from him, and Arthur will never tire of hearing the godpiece so utterly flustered.
John had asked him to leave marks on him once, and now finally, Arthur has an idea how to accomplish that.
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21 Jun 2026
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"It's done, Arthur. I moved it. By the end of the bed, like you asked. Are you ready now?" John asks, with a twinge of frustration in his voice.
"It" happened to be the mirror John spotted at the market. It was bought per Arthur's request after hearing John describe it— full length, with an ornate golden frame— and when asked what Arthur wanted it for, he shrugged and explained that he was sure that they'd find a use for it eventually.
Unbeknownst to John, Arthur already had plenty of ideas in mind since the moment it was described to him.
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John and Arthur purchase a mirror. Arthur promises him that they'll find a use for it.
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20 Jun 2026
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It's Delphine who calls the shots, and it makes the three of them quite happy.
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- Part 27 of Malevolent Art
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What I want is to do nice things for you in ways that you’d hate. I want to prove that you’re safe while ensuring that you feel scared. I want to make you feel vulnerable.
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19 May 2026
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“I’m in,” Eiffel declared abruptly, his posture straightening, the tension dropping from his shoulders and his eyes wide.
“You haven’t even heard my plan yet,” Maxwell replied incredulously, her head cocked to the side.
“I’m sorry,” he huffed sarcastically, “are you or are you not offering me the chance to fuck the space station I have a massive crush on?” Eiffel asked plainly, his lips in a mischievous smile.
“I guess I am,” Maxwell laughed.
“Then I’m in.”
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18 Apr 2026