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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    25 May 2026

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    It starts with an off-hand comment about Naruto. Iruka never expected it to cause his and Kakashi's relationship to collapse but then he does some digging and suddenly he has other problems he needs to fix first. Namely, the one concerning Kakashi and Konoha's resident jinchuuriki.

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    07 May 2026

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    He slips his hands back in his pockets and asks, “So, have anything else for me, Tsunade-sama?”

    “As a matter of fact, I do. As a reward for not needing me to stitch you back up this time, I’m going to give you an in-house mission. I’ve got a severe flu epidemic cutting through the village, and a lot of my administration nin are down for the count. I’ve been able to make do up until the past couple of days, but I need an additional person to help man the mission desk this evening. You’ll do nicely.”

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    07 May 2026

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    Alternate Title: Edo Tensei'd

    Class 1-A does a ritual while Bakugo's kidnapped, trying to take their minds off it. Unfortunately, it's the Edo Tensei, and it inconveniently works. What do you do with a ninja who, while technically bound to do everything you say, is also made of paper, unkillable, and has an a fondness for inappropriate reading materials?

    Ask him to go rescue Bakugo, of course!

    (...they forgot to tell him not to kill people.)

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    06 May 2026

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    Kakashi wondered if this was their actual first time. If it would undo every other time so far, make it so that the choked sobs afterwards in the shower had been just a bad dream.

    In which Obito and Kakashi have had a sad situationship with benefits in post-war Konoha – until this night. A change in their choreography throws their entire relationship off the rails into something raw, intimate and tender.

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    06 May 2026