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For the prompt: “It starts as one of them childishly licking something to claim it, but the other eats it anyway. Escalates to spitting in one another's drinks when no one else is looking. Possibly escalates to spitting in one another's mouths. At some point oops it gets explicitly sexual.”
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Hockey Things You Might Want To Know If You're Writing Heated Rivalry Fic and You Don't Already Know Hockey by circ_bamboo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Men's Hockey RPF, Original Work
11 Jan 2026
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This is not fic! This is meta about the basics of hockey that might be useful if you're coming from absolute zero but you like some gay hockey boys.
(Originally I posted it on tumblr but I was asked to cross-post to AO3 for accessibility.)
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13 Jan 2026
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your fool in this game for two by abillionstars
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Aug 2024
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“Have you ever lived with anyone before?”
At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”
“That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”
(two loser loners, falling in love.)
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31 Aug 2024
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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05 Nov 2019
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In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.
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21 Oct 2019
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Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.
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