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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Pawbert would do anything for his father’s approval-
    anything to finally feel like part of his own family.
    A family that treats him as an annoyance at best, that shuts him out at every turn, yet remains the only thing he has.

    This plan was supposed to fix that. Nothing more, nothing less.

    It wasn’t personal.
    Gary had simply been foolish enough to accept his help without question. Foolish enough to trust him. Foolish enough to open up about his own hopes and dreams.

    And for all of Gary’s foolishness, Pawbert felt even worse- because the snake’s earnest, unexpected offer of companionship was steadily cracking apart the resolve he’d built his entire plan on.

    And worse, something unfamiliar had begun to take its stead.

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    28 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    Broken and humiliated, Pawbert resigns himself to exile, and tries to rebuild his life away from his roots. With the help of new friends—and something more, perhaps—he might find his true self and, for the first time in his life, be at peace.

    But Pawbert would be a fool to think his past would leave him alone.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    18 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Pawbert, please, you don’t have to do this. We can help you find another way. You can be different than your family…” Judy begged in a whisper.

    “I’m sorry; I appreciate the offer, really, I do, but I’ve gone too far to stop now. Maybe if things were different, I could have accepted your offer, but–”

    *Brrrzzztttt*

    Pawbert’s wrist vibrated loudly as the first foreboding notes of a ringtone echoed off the icy walls.

    “Ugh, what now?” he moaned. “I was right in the middle of something!”

    The irritated feline raised his smartwatch. “‘Incoming call?’ Huh. I didn’t know my watch could do that,” he mused curiously before checking the ID.

    “Oh, it’s just my father,” he smiled. “Well, I was planning to tell him the good news in person, but you know what they say, ‘strike while the iron is hot!’”

    The naive lynx excitedly pressed the accept button. “Hey Da–”

    “Pawbert,” his father growled, cutting him off. “Just what do you think you’re doing!? Are you working with a fucking SNAKE!?”

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    05 Mar 2026