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“You want to see my house?” Shikamaru asked in a whisper.
“Your room, specifically,” Naruto added matter-of-factly. His smile turned sly, “Your bed, super specifically.”
Shikamaru choked on his spit and Ino slapped a hand on her mouth to stop the laughter from roaring out.
Nara Fixation
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A phenomenon wherein a person in proximity of a Nara becomes inexplicably and narrow-mindedly obsessed with the Nara.Shikamaru never thought he’d awaken his bloodline, let alone attract Naruto Uzumaki of all people with it. But that is exactly what happened.
Five times Naruto fixated on Shikamaru and one time the fixation earned another name instead.
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- Part 4 of 5 + 1 = ∞
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Naruto’s Very Eminent, Very Influential Babysitters by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 May 2026
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Right after the Kyuubi’s attack, Shikaku has the bright idea that if protection is the issue, why not have Naruto sheltered in the households of various Clans, secure behind the best fortifications Konoha has to offer?
Naturally, this changes everything.
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“Is the Rinnegan... ” Naruto spoke aloud, his voice hoarse after all the yelling. Traveling between times and dimensions was an arduous process and even after his eighteenth venture, he couldn’t get used to it.
“Gone,” Sasuke bit out, sounding bitter despite the exhaustion that marred him from head to toe. “The Rinnegan’s gone and we’re stuck here forever. Hope you’re happy.”
In the eighteenth world, Sasuke and Naruto finally find the dastardly Zetsu Army. They’re at their wit’s end, both with their conniving foe and with each other. Something has to give and even though they don’t often see eye-to-eye, they know it has to be the humanoid creature causing havoc across spacetime.
All they need to do is bide time, avoid their younger counterparts, dodge friendly faces from the past and obliterate every Zetsu they see in sight.
And then, after everything’s over, and revenge is theirs, maybe, just maybe, they can settle into this skewed world that still has some space leftover to give them a home.
... If only they’d stuck to the plan to lay low.
Then again, when had Sasuke and Naruto ever accomplished anything without being flashy?
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- Part 10 of Time Travel AUs
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“Did you even do anything?” Naruto asks. “Or just stood there and let her do all the work?”
“I’m lazy but not that lazy,” replies Shikamaru with a quirked brow. “I give back.”
“Okay.”
Shikamaru tilts his head to the side, “Do you want a demonstration?”
Both Naruto and Shikamaru aren’t really into romance or sexual intimacy in the way most of their peers are, but they still figure it out somehow. Together.
____In which, Shikamaru and Naruto are aroace without ever labeling it so, and kiss occasionally.
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At four years old, Sasuke escapes Konoha with his brother.
At twenty, he returns and meets Naruto and Shikamaru, two wildly different people who seem to understand him anyway. But he has a mission to fulfil and a vengeance to pacify, and nothing—no one—can come between that.
Or so you might think.
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Time Travel AUs by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandom Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 May 2026
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Stories having elements of time travel, all based within the Narutoverse.
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All my 5+1 stories across various fandoms squished together.
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A collection of missing-scenes fics for Stranger Things, set between and during seasons! Most will have something to do with Mike Wheeler.
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Various ridiculous oneshots that involve Sasuke and Naruto being idiots in love with some kind of fake-dating scenario involved.
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
25 Jan 2022
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Some actual comedic gold–well, platinum tbh, it’s more valuable. So yeah. Great reads for just some fun, goofy, cracky stuff.
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It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
24 Dec 2021
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An awesome, amazing, super duper great fic. Hits the Drarry feels right on the mark. A very unique take on Narcissa too.
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
08 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Drarry | Memory Viewing | Thriller | Lots of Fluff | Angst.
It's amazing, and a 'must-read' for everyone, imho.
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A Difference of Perspective by town_without_heart
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
18 Jun 2021
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I don't think any other series is as praise-worthy as this one, hell, I don't think there are enough words in the goddamn dictionary to express how amazing this is.
I recommend this a 1000000000%
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If you Can, you Must (Fuck Shit Up) - Dystopian AU by Inrainbowz
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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In a world where Quirks determine one's fate and people with the most useful Quirks are harvested to contribute to society, robbed of their future and freedom, being born Quirkless is a gift.
Of course, Midoriya Izuku uses it to fight for those who can't.
A series about Izuku and the various people he rescued fucking shit up and becoming heroes of their own.WARNING for Slavery, Blood & Violence, Major Character Injuries, Major Character Death and Bittersweet Ending.
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
08 Jun 2021
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This is a gem of a series that should be cherished forever and ever.