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    When Jaskier is stiffed by a lord on payment, he decides to help himself to proper compensation. Alongside the correct amount of gold and silver, he also steals a beautiful silver wolf's head medallion.

    It's safe to say that he is not expecting the medallion to be haunted by the spirit of a very grumpy, very handsome, very cursed Witcher.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    31 May 2026

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    The only good thing about Oxenfurt is the brothels.

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    Geralt thinks Jaskier is a whore, but really he's just an opportunist.

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    17 May 2026

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    “So do you have a name?”

    “Yeah.” The man who had saved his life less than an hour ago – the white-haired, absurdly buff, weirdly sexy man Jaskier might have called taciturn if he was feeling charitable and surly if he was feeling less so – dug into his second burger.

    Jaskier waited. “Are… you going to tell me what it is?”

    The man paused mid-bite, and looked at him reproachfully as if to say how dare you. How dare you interrupt me. Can’t you see I’m enjoying my cheeseburger. Can’t you see this cheeseburger is the most important thing in my life right at the moment. He swallowed, and said, “Geralt.”

    It turns out almost getting eaten by a werewolf can make your whole life go careening off in a new, terrifying, wondrous, artistically flourishing direction. Who knew?

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    17 May 2026

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    “You have a toothbrush in my bathroom,” Joonghyuk says, and before Dokja can open his mouth to retort or before Sooyoung can even process what the fuck is up with that, actually, Joonghyuk is going on, “You have your own closet in my room because you don’t go back to your place enough to change, not to mention your books. Name one time in recent memory when you’ve slept in your own bed.”

    Telling silence is his answer.

    “Okay,” says Dokja after a moment. “You may have a point.”

    Han Sooyoung wingmans her best friends.

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