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    Praxus.

    The Perfect City untouched by war.

    The Perfect City that is Too Perfect.

    Jazz gets sent to Praxus with a sole mission: Find out how Praxus manages its facade, what secrets it's hiding, and use whatever means necessary to prevent it from falling into Decepticon hands.

    But would this really be a mission for Jazz if it didn't go sideways in eight different ways, end in something blowing up, and find an entirely new definition to 'A Mech-made City'?

    Well, he'll share it all.

    Updates every Saturday.

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    30 May 2026

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    Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.

    They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.

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    23 May 2026

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    Jazz does not like that falling through a portal stuck him (and his mech) on desolate planet. He likes even less that the portal closed behind him, stranding him with (at least) three kaiju on what appears to be an otherwise empty world. He likes the least that a grumpy black and white mech showed up out of no-where and accidentally blew up the portal-thing-a-majig. Because now he's truly lost. In space.

    Well. At least he's not alone? Or, he wouldn't be, if this guy spoke a lick of English—or any other Earthly language.

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    07 May 2026

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    “Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.

    The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?

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    Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.

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    07 May 2026

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    PART 1: The year is 2007, and we are not alone. Three months after an unfathomable attack on his military base leaves him as the only survivor, Sergeant Jack Darby struggles to re-acclimatize to civilian life, only for an alien motorcycle to drag him into an aeons-old conflict between two factions of warring alien robots. Their war, our world. [COMPLETE.]

    PART 2: The year is 2009, and the war is cooling. Megatron is dead, and his followers are broken. Alongside the Autobots, Lieutenant Jack Darby fights to bring an end to their ancient conflict, and to find meaning in what comes next. Yet, in the dark, loyal beyond death, Soundwave sifts through the ashes of defeat to find a single world-igniting spark. What rises must fall, but what has fallen may rise again. [COMPLETE.]

    PART 3: The year is 2013, and the world has entered the Age of the Transformers. But when an ancient Autobot leader arrives on Earth, events are set in motion that risk re-igniting the war and stoking it into a final, apocalyptic phase... [COMING SOON.]

    The Prometheus Saga is own personal take on the Transformers mythos, built around a spine of the Michael Bay films and a particular reading thereof. Feedback welcome. Updates weekly.

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    22 Apr 2026