Random_Rodent
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nothing valued is here by Random_Rodent
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
14 Jun 2026
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On the third day after his ascension, Rodimus Prime goes to talk to God.
In which Rung is in G1, both of these guys need therapy, and no-one is qualified to provide it. -
Mirror by Random_Rodent for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Portal (Valve Video Games)
07 Feb 2026
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(Portal AU by Keferon)
Believing himself to be a Decepticon double agent, Mirage sabotages Prowl by destroying an important component.
That component was Prowl's morality core.
Now unrestrained by ethics, and believing the Autobots have betrayed him, Prowl is very angry indeed. But poison gas is only the first of Mirage's problems, since everyone else in the compound thinks he's a traitor... and he's only mostly sure that he isn't. -
CAUSE YOU AND ME, BABY, AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS- by Random_Rodent
Fandoms: Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2026
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The Axalon has karaoke night. Rattrap loses a bet. Dinobot inflicts psychological warfare.
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(everybody's talkin' 'bout) Pop Muzik by Random_Rodent
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
16 Sep 2025
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A collection of semi-connected short stories exploring the physical effects of music on Cybertronians, and the cultural effects of the same.
Chapter 1: It's the day after "Auto-Bop" and Raoul has some questions.
Chapter 2: Scenes from the life of Jazz, relating to music, Blaster, and Soundwave.
Chapter 3: Blaster and Soundwave have a musical duel. -
The Hitch-hiker's Guide to Cybertron by Random_Rodent
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
09 Jul 2025
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“Transformers,” said the Guide, “known as Cybertronians to snobs and each other, are a race of sapient robots from the planet Cybertron. They were built by the Quintessons, who were clever enough to make machines that could think, feel and turn into sports cars, but also stupid enough to equip them with rocket launchers and then refuse to pay them a wage. Unsurprisingly, the Quintessons are now almost extinct, and those that survived the revolt now spend most of their time in bars, dismally insisting that they used to be somebody..."
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For the prompt: "Brainstorm gets stuck in his dumb ceiling harness and Perceptor has to untangle him and possibly take him to the medbay for for hurting himself trying to get himself down hsjdhs."
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- Part 133 of transformers fics by fascinationex
Bookmarked by Random_Rodent
08 Jun 2026
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Reviewer Two by neveralarch for DesdemonaKaylose, towards_morning
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
02 Aug 2021
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If Starscream ever meets that fragging Reviewer Two, he's gonna make him wish he'd never even heard of academic peer-review. He's gonna be wiping up energon for weeks.
If Minimus ever meets that anonymous author, he's going to shake his hand and tell him how much he appreciates his tireless attention to Minimus' comments. Perhaps they might even have a lively little discussion!
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01 Jun 2026
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Magnus still doesn’t quite understand how the peace agreement came about. Optimus had apparently been arranging—diplomatic meetings—with Megatron for some time before revealing the nature of these private outings to any of his command staff.
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- Part 11 of transformers fics
Bookmarked by Random_Rodent
17 May 2026
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Field Aid by Leximuth
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
11 Dec 2017
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Whirl tries his claws at field surgery. It's not like he has anything better to do when there's gunfire peppering his cover and an Autobot bleeding out in his lap. Well. At least he can't make it worse.
"Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna take these big ol' Whirl claws, jam them into your transformation seams, and tear you open."
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT," Swerve asked in an entirely reasonable tone of voice.Bookmarked by Random_Rodent
16 May 2026
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Failsafe by equivocalEternity
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
16 Oct 2021
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“Chromedome! Chromedome, help, they’re messing with my mind!”
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All members of the New Institute have a failsafe.
Bookmarked by Random_Rodent
16 May 2026