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Are you curious enough to taste it? by MixkaRules18, TrashDemonx for PitFTW
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 May 2026
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Lucifer watches as his longtime fanatic practically drapes himself across another man's arms with mixed feelings.
It's his fault. Of course, it's his fault, when is it ever not? But after nearly a decade of attempted summons, surely he hasn't blown his chance by fumbling through an introduction because his summoner just happened to be the prettiest human he's ever seen?!
But perhaps there's more to this encounter now that the man has drawn his counterpart deep into the bayou in the middle of the night.
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All Lucifer wanted to do was gather research for his upcoming novel.
But unfortunately, Mother Nature had different plans for him. Not only was it freezing outside, but a snow storm cropped up, chilling him to his very bones. And on top of that, he was lost in the woods with none other than Alastor, the annoying alpha from his publishing company.
What else could go wrong?
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Shameless omegaverse porn.
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After seven years of being outside of Hell’s politics, Lucifer returns with a sweeping vengeance, passing laws and policies to begin to make the Pride Ring a better place. The only problem? Not everyone is pleased about it.
OR: The five times the denizens of Hell attempt to assassinate Lucifer and the one time they hit him where it really hurts.
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Lucifer is tired. Tired in the way only a millennia-old king of Hell can be—bone-deep, paperwork-poisoned, soul-weary tired. His only real source of joy these days? Touching soft things. Flower petals, feathers, and most recently, the occasional chance encounter with KeeKee—when the demon cat deigns to allow it.
So when he spotted the cat perched on the back of an armchair one evening, Lucifer half-mindedly reached out to stroke her… only for static to rise thick and sharp around him.
Yes, you can probably guess what happens next.
Also, Husk is a reluctant wingman.PS.
I blame that one fanart. You know the one. (And if anyone knows where to find it and can tag it properly—please, for the love of God, do. Save me from scouring the internet like a feral raccoon.)- Language:
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.