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    There is a child standing in Aizawa’s kitchen.
    It’s not one of his, nor one of the other teachers’ kids.
    It is staring at him, literally caught with its hand in the cookie jar.
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    “Yeah, man. Major Elric, Fullmetal fucking Alchemist at yer service.” Ed’s words are slurring together. Aw hell, he probably did order something alcoholic. Shota considers threatening the bartender for not questioning this obviously young child.
    Shota is still processing and it’s only after the door closes that he realizes Ed hadn’t even realized who he was talking to.
    The bartender clears his throat. “Excuse me, sir, will you be paying his tab?”
    Shota decides that after killing the bartender he is going to kill Edward Elric.
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    OR Edward Elric in MHA directly after Briggs, Kimblee, and being impaled. First chapter is very short lol, I have math homework to get to, but I should post a second soon.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    All for One stole Quirks because he was greedy for their power. Izuku could borrow them to save others. It was the intention that made the difference.

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    30 May 2026

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    Sir Nighteye was as straight laced as they come. Despite his appreciation for humor, he was a strict, to the letter sort of hero that never, absolutely never, deviated from his usual moral code.

    So, as the detective took a giant gulp of his cold coffee, he can easily justify his reaction to the Pro’s words and the truth that pinged in his head as the man spoke them. “I am currently plotting a homicide.”

    The detective spat the disgusting coffee all across his desk.

    It was just supposed to be a normal goddamn Tuesday.

    -Or-

    The fic in which little seven year old Izuku Midoriya finds himself adopted both legally and spiritually by a horde of Pro Heroes that he unknowingly has wrapped around his finger.

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    29 May 2026

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    My very own Links meet au.

    Twelve(?) Heroes from across time find themselves face to face with... themselves?
    Wait, no, that's not quite it. Let's try this again.

    Twelve (or is it fifteen? Sixteen? Wait, no, seventeen?) Legendary Heroes, most of whom are named Link, are sent on a seemingly pointless journey through time, in which they encounter one another, and continue to be bullied by the Universe and tossed through time, presumably with some sort of goal. What is that goal? Why are these incarnations of the Hero being brought together? As of yet, that remains unknown. Only time will tell what lays in store.

    Featuring: trauma, found family, more trauma, brotherly bonding, a feral man with access to infinite bombs, approximately 1 person with any self-preservation instinct, and did I mention trauma?

    Nickname list in the notes!

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    11 Mar 2026

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    what does it mean when you failed? what does it mean when you’re being asked to try again? what does it mean when you were picked by destiny, and that destiny was not kind to you?

    link’s story is done, his quest complete. after a hundred and two years, he can finally rest

    half a year later, he finds a monster with strange blood and a group of eight odd men

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    29 Jan 2026