QueerGooseTeeth
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Tommyinnit and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life by QueerGooseTeeth
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Oct 2025
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"'You,' he announced, holding up the offending sleeve and leveling it with a withering glare, 'are the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even think moths would want to eat you.'
The jacket responded by somehow looking like it was losing structural integrity in real time.
'Fine,' Tommy huffed, baring his teeth at it. 'Be that way. See where that gets you, bitch.'"
OR, Tommyinnit vs. The World
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“Whoa! What the hell happened to you?”
His hand freezes mid-motion and he feels his chest tighten. “It’s not a big deal. Just… an accident.”
Trinity quirks an eyebrow. “What kind of accident?”___________
Dennis's situation is a little worse then people think. He spends his nights rotating between shelters and the streets, never having discovered the empty floor. When a stupid accident at the shelter causes him to get hurt, he finds he has a lot of lying to do to his traumatized colleagues the day after the MCI.- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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Love’s Such an Old Fashioned Word by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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The world is ending; Grace loves his students too much to save them, Stratt loves Grace too much to save him, and Rocky loves Grace just enough to shift the universe to the left for him.
Or: love follows Grace across the galaxy.
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09 Jun 2026
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“Holy fffff-iddlesticks!”
Grace stares at Simon with half-blurred vision, his glasses hanging off his ear and mouth agape in a confusing mix of awe, fascination, and mild disgust. What the heck was that?
“Simon beautiful when eat!” Rocky trills.
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Apparently, eating is different for every member of the Hail Mary.
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09 Jun 2026
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Fifteen-year-old Dennis Whitaker is sent away by his family to atone for an illness bringing turmoil to their farm. As a punishment from God, he is left alone, injured and unwilling to ask for help.
Jack Abbot is an ER doctor with a soft spot for a certain blonde haired kid who won't say a word to him.
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- Part 1 of The Best Revenge is Living Well
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08 Jun 2026
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Androids don't have wings, but deviants do.
//day 6, wingfic
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- Part 5 of retro writing may
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06 Jun 2026