Pyrite_Alchemist
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Three little faces. By the doorway. Children?
“Oh.” Phil says, for lack of words, because it’s been a bit of a while since he’s seen kids. Three pairs of wide eyes stare back at Phil, terror given at the bloody display before them, the fangs of his teeth bared, the red splattered over his lips, the still warm body held in his claws.
“Oh, hello.” Phil grins. The smallest one opens his mouth and screams.
(Or, Vampire!Phil is trying to get by in a zombie apocalypse with the great lack of humans. He decides to try raising his own food supply, after finding three kids. It’s definitely not adoption. No, not at all. (Well, maybe just a bit.))
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co-host (n.) by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
10 Apr 2026
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The first video they film together goes like this:
Avery forgets his intro four times because Derek keeps looking at him like that. Derek is completely, infuriatingly, unflappably calm in the way of someone who has stared into the face of eldritch horror and found a Minecraft camera comparatively manageable. They argue about biscuits on camera. Derek says this is nice in a tone of mild surprise and four seconds of footage gets clipped forty thousand times.Avery wakes up the next morning to a subscriber count that has done something vertical. Derek is already reading the comments. He is being smug about this. He is calling it pleased. These are the same thing.
(a fic about filming, the mark on the wall, grain direction, and the particular joy of introducing someone you love to forty-seven thousand strangers who were always going to love them too.)
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- Part 6 of something that exists now
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24 May 2026
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Philophobia by Anony_mousie
Fandom Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
24 May 2026
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Claustrophobia by Anony_mousie for BrianWrites
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
22 Feb 2026
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The air grows colder. Dampness clings to his clothes, seeps into his shoes. The floor narrows, the slope sharpening just enough that they start watching their footing more carefully. The cave doesn’t feel hostile, exactly, but it does feel aware, like it’s paying attention now that they’ve committed.
“Watch your head,” someone mutters as the ceiling dips.
Avery ducks automatically, glow flaring brighter for a moment before he reins it in. The passage pinches inward, walls drawing closer until shoulders brush stone if you aren’t careful. He can still stretch his arms out, still turn around without too much trouble, but the space has changed. It presses. It asks things of them.
They laugh it off. Someone makes a joke about being eaten alive. Someone else tells them to shut up.
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- Part 5 of Philophobia
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Cherophobia by Anony_mousie
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
30 Apr 2026
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“Okay,” Avery said between breaths, “you’re officially my problem now. Congrats.”
He lay there a moment longer, staring at the sky, then turned his head toward the unconscious gladiator. “You know, if you wake up and try to stab me, I’m gonna be real annoyed. Just saying.”
No answer, obviously.
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