Purplehotmess
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For drarrymicrofic's prompt 'voodoo'.
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- Part 13 of Drabbles and Microfics
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For the may 2023 drarry drabble challenge prompt, 'Attack'. Title from Shakespeare's quote, "Love is not love..."
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- Part 14 of Drabbles and Microfics
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Written for @drarrymicrofic prompt, the song 'Still Into You'. Mind the tags, please.
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- Part 10 of Drabbles and Microfics
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Girl, tell me what you're doing on the other side
And so, just tell me what you're doing with that other guy
'Cause I ain't got patience to slow down the pace
All your girlfriends are wasted
They need it, they chase it
Face it, you want it, you crave it
Believe when I say that you'll know once you taste itSeries
- Part 8 of Drabbles and Microfics
- Part 8 of Songfics
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Making the Potions Professor Blush by Purplehotmess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2022
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Written for the Drarry Discord Drabble Challenge, April 2022, for the prompt, 'flourish'
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- Part 7 of Drabbles and Microfics
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When Draco discovers Harry Potter at a muggle strip club, he’s excited to uncover the kinks of The Chosen One, becoming lost when it's his own secrets which are revealed.
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Bookmarked by Purplehotmess
08 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy finds out that Harry Potter is secretly (somehow) still a virgin and Draco doesn't want anything to do with it. But Harry can't stop thinking about him so after a lot of convincing and some scheming Harry FINALLY loses his virginity and Draco gets in way over his head.
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Bookmarked by Purplehotmess
08 Jun 2026
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The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.
What the plan didn't involve?
Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.
Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.
Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.
It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.
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Bookmarked by Purplehotmess
18 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy makes a living gossiping about Harry Potter. Harry makes a hobby out of giving him new material. Soon, it’s hard to tell whether the Chosen One has finally gone off the rails or if the column has taken creative writing a bit too far.
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Bookmarked by Purplehotmess
04 May 2026
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Draco dresses in tunics, braids his hair, and dwells in a mythical greenhouse glass-dome with his glimmering fairies.
To Harry, he's just a vain bug keeper with infuriatingly long pale hair living in a dome-shaped mausoleum, and the cause of Harry's perpetual headache. But when an annoying temporary curse strikes, Harry finds himself in the unenviable position of having to live with and babysit Malfoy and his bugs for a whole bloody year.
Sure, Harry's eaten Malfoy food and crashed his couch more often than his own bed in the last decade. Sure, Harry will call Malfoy his friend if he's pressured enough.
But this?
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Bookmarked by Purplehotmess
04 May 2026