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If You Want A Job Done Right, Do It Yourself by Punk_Out
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2025
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Historically, when Alastor's libido decided to become unruly enough to make itself a problem, Alastor has used his shadow to find a suitable partner and take care of their problem while Alastor himself conducts business. It's a typically pain free process, quick and easy, over before anyone finishes because, historically, Alastor has no patience for graceless humping.
This time, the damned thing has decided to pursue the biggest prey around, and the King of Hell proves to be one more exception to Alastor's rules.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Play
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There’s no stronger force than Randy Marsh’s fatherly self-wanking, not even his family’s disapproval or his son’s furious humiliation.
OR: a study in what Not to do when you come home to hear your child having very energetic intercourse with an unknown individual.
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A series of unconnected ficlets based off of a series of prompts.
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Summer Plights, Summers Delights by Punk_Out
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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Hank paused on the edge of the wood, leaning comfortably against a tree to observe his fellows play and roughhouse without censor. Angel flitted effortlessly above the water, wings shimmering in the heat, dodging the mighty waves Raven was generating. On the dock, Alex and Sean were grappling, trying to overturn the other and tip him into the chill embrace of the water. It was clear to Hank that Alex was restraining himself mightily, barely budging even as Sean turned red from exertion and frustration. Hank chuffed softly, affection and amusement warring for dominance in his chest.
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The one where Kakashi is an awkward turtle and Iruka enjoys making his life difficult.
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- Part 2 of We're going to Hell in a handbasket
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“In fact, all I want is a conversation,” Alastor hums, as if a conversation between them is something normal. It happened once or twice, if that much, when they both were at their lowest after that TV-headed demon nearly fucked them both up, before fighting was back at the table. “I'm sure your Majesty can spare a few minutes to listen to his humble servant?”
“Humble? Doubt it. Servant? I wish,” Lucifer grunts. “At the very least you'd respect me.”
“Hm, who can say,” Alastor shrugs, stopping his pacing right in front of Lucifer again. “But I do have a bottle of Beelzejuice I got from contraband that I'm willing to share with you for your trouble.”
Lucifer narrows his eyes, wondering what the fuck the Radio Demon could want, seeing the way he looks at Lucifer with his head tilted slightly, waiting for a response.
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Spring comes to Hell the same way it comes to Earth, and, with it, comes the heat/rut season. Lucifer is not happy to go through it alone another year after Lilith's leaving, when the Radio Demon makes a proposition he hadn't been expecting.
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Well-guarded secrets that put the Hotel in danger come to light and all Lucifer can think about is how he can't be there for his own daughter - but apparently can start a messy relationship with just the worst demon he had ever met.
3 part main series updates regularly. Some additional parts are also posted sporadically.
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Alastor finds himself thrust into a foreign world beyond his small hovel and is quickly forced into the confines of a new cage; decorated with an annoying mass of people. He must learn to wield weapons and power to serve in a war he doesn't care for and act like he isn't spiralling at every turn. All the while trying to pretend to be what he's not. A certain someone makes all his efforts difficult when they begin pestering him with their own personal interests. Alastor takes great efforts to stay sharp with his personal training and comes to the hellish realisation, along the way, that trust isn’t something he can give to anyone - ever.
Side note: if you don’t know omegaverse that’s totally fine! I explain a lot of it in the story and a quick little google on anything confusing you will give you plenty of background knowledge - the story is good so I’m sure you’ll love it!
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Alastor was a mess. Bound in blessed ropes, stretched wide, gagged and trembling, stuffed full until he sobbed.
It was tradition by now: he bratted, Lucifer broke him, and both of them remembered exactly who he belonged to.