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An alternate timelineof Going downklok where desperation and some improvisational drinking leads Nathan and Pickles down a road they can't come back from. Maybe one day this will get a second chapter with a romantic ending! It's Beta'd but It's also 4am and I'm sleepy so I did my best. Enjoy!
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Pickles wakes up with Nathan pressed against him, sleepy fooling around ensues
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Nathan gets tied up and reflects on his long, undefined relationship with Pickles.
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Stede is an unwed disappointment running away from his wealthy father with bounty hunters on his heels. He meets a handsome stranger named Ed in a tavern, who wants to dance with him, and definitely more.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: It is edited and now legible yaaay! There’s also extra scenes and added dialogue ~
Set in the Stardust universe, Stede is a new captain trying his best at being a Lightning pirate. He is not doing so well until he literally runs into The famous Queen Anne and its Captain Blackbeard who ends up tossed aboard his ship. A budding romance and fuzzy feelings ensue. The smut is Chapter 4 if you wanna jump straight to that lmao
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The way I feel under your command by serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Oct 2024
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Even Stede’s composure was slipping, his breath ragged. “Such a sweet little kitten for me.”
Ed squeezed his eyes closed as a wave of pleasure shivered through him at the words. Made his stomach clench.
Because fuck.
Look at him, bent over a table, getting railed so tenderly he cried.
Fuckin’ Blackbeard was someone’s sweet little kitten.
The thought took him totally by surprise, and Ed came on the spot with a gut-wrenching sob.
And that was. Well. That was something he should probably unpack at some point, right?
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Historically, Ed has not enjoyed it when people want to fuck Blackbeard. Not just fuck him, but fuck him. To be the person who gets Blackbeard on his knees. To make the legend beg, make him whimper and cry.
And then came Stede Bonnet.
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27 Mar 2026
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When Astarion awakens in the aftermath of the Nautiloid crash, it is not to a friendly face but the press of goblin steel against his cheek.
Now a captive of the Absolute, he is left starving and huddled in the corner, waiting for the beast that shares his cell to finally strike.
Bears, after all, are not known to be the most gracious killers.
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29 Jun 2024
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by the hells, darling. sex. a night of passion.
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23 Jun 2024
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“How old are you, Astarion?”
Astarion is not expecting the question, Halsin can tell by the way he jerks upright, spine straight, shoulders strong.
“Two-hundred-and-forty,” he answers without hesitation. “Give or take a few years.”
Halsin swallows, rewords his question. “How old were you when you were turned?”
Astarion goes quiet. Extremely, cacophonously quiet.
“Thirty-nine,” he finally says, a bolt straight into Halsin’s heart.
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Halsin discovers Astarion was turned before his maturity and all the sacred elven rites that come along with it. Including the sex one.
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01 Jun 2024
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"I can smell your arousal. Had you been part of our Grove we would have taken delight in your body long ago. But sometimes the Oak Father's will is not for us to understand.”
Astarion is only 39 when he’s assigned to welcome a druid party into Baldur’s Gate. Halsin has a reputation in the city and is all too willing to show the young elf what the touch of another man can do.
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