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Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse, his insatiable curiosity, and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
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Draco comes back to Hogwarts for a newly instated 'eighth year' and somehow ends up at a Gryffindor Halloween party in the Room of Requirement with a magical version of truth or dare, and his MirrorPhone out to record any potential blackmail material. At least, that's what he tells himself as he stares at a shirtless Harry Potter dancing on a table.
All it takes is one little party game and more than one secret, and relationship, comes crashing down. This is gonna be one hell of a year.
Nott snaps his fingers in front of Draco's face. "If you don't stop gazing at Potter adoringly I'm going to nick Pansy's sword and kill you with it."
"It's plastic," Draco mutters, not taking his eyes away from the far table.
"So it'll take some time. I'm patient."
Draco drags his eyes away to glare. "Go suck an Irishman, Nott."
"S-shut up, Draco. I was under the influence—"
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I Object! by Pseudonymous_Entity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Legally Blonde (Movies)
27 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter arrives to his hearing ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, where he meets a very bubbly witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
The strangest things, the littlest change, can send our lives spinning in an utterly unexpected direction. What if somebody actually helped Harry? What if Harry helped himself?Elle Woods is an American witch who recently graduated from law school. When an old acquaintance reaches out with a unique case of corruption and child endangerment, she agrees to help any way she can.
Percy Weasley finds himself estranged from his family while navigating working for an increasingly corrupt Ministry of Magic. Every day that passes he's more and more tempted to take matters into his own hands.
Marcus Flint became a Warden after graduation. He gets a sense of purpose from his job and takes it seriously, appreciating the ability to tell most people to sod off while doing his duties. His temper is mostly under control now-a-days.
No one should have let these four in a room together.
Features unlikely allies, overprotective Sirius Black, wizarding politics, and the colour pink.
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In the days and weeks after Voldemort's defeat Harry blinks just to find himself shoved into Auror training while Ron & Hermione leave for Australia. Gods, he hates it. A chance to play Quidditch falls into his lap and now he's sneaking around after Auror training, blushing furiously when he's in the same room as Oliver Wood (current Keeper for Puddlemere United!), trading sassy comments with Percy Weasley, and reconnecting with his cousin Dudley.
Harry powers through a summer of unexpected feelings, a reformed cousin whose home life has taken a drastic turn leading to the last roommate Harry ever thought he'd have, and a stressed-out sports Healer wrestling with medical 'ethics' and what exactly Harry IS after coming back to life.
Along the way, Harry realises he might not be the only one who is a bit of a mess.
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Rivalry. Competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field. Synonyms? Opposition, antagonism...jealousy.
The triwizard tournament SHOULD have been the most interesting thing happening at Hogwarts; then Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are paired for a potions project and it's all downhill from there.
Which is the worse influence on the other is hard to say.
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Magical Creatures. Terrible mental health. Cruel teenagers. And a flawed Dumbledore committed to the Greator Good....at Harry's expense.Series
- Part 1 of Morally Ambiguous
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