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All these new-fangled, modern terminologies are boggling Alastor's mind.
Why can't things just be how they used to!? Back when things were simple and made sense and felt wrong and didn't include him at all and- oh god why must the world be so cruel and unjust!
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“It’s quite the opposite, actually. I’ve come to help you,” Alastor said, as if it wasn’t the most ridiculous thing Vox had ever heard.
“How stupid do you think I am?”
“Exceedingly so,” Alastor smirked and Vox scowled. He’d walked right into that one.
Alastor held up his hands in a sassy, little shrug. “But as I told you earlier, you helped me break a chain that’s been a thorn in my side for a very long time. So I believe I owe you more than a simple thank you. Look, I even brought you a gift.”
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Vox is forced to deal with the consequences of his failed takeover of Heaven in the worst way he can imagine. Being left alone with his own thoughts. Thankfully, his arch rival and old crush Alastor shows up to distract him.
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Bookmarked by ProllyPey
20 Feb 2026
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Lulling my heart into a false sense of security before ripping it out, apart, then cellotaping it back together to place back in my ribcage like nothing ever happened 🥹👍

