Professorloony
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Hot & Heavy by Professorloony
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
10 May 2026
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omegaverse 2009 dan and phil have extremely explicit sex. That's it, that's the fic.
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Talk To Me In French by Fluffy_Underneath for its_the_allure
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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Harry is full of confidence as he enters the French Ministry on a sunny June morning. He's prepared for this meeting. Overprepared, in fact. Ready for any question they can throw at him. Primed for success.
But as it turns out, there’s one thing Harry couldn’t prepare for: his interpreter. The person assigned to whisper in his ear all week; the distractingly sexy bastard with a smirking mouth and clever tongue.
Apparently, Harry's mission this week isn't just to bring the Quidditch World Cup home to England; it's to do it without falling in love with Draco bloody Malfoy.
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Harry falls in love in Paris.
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20 Jun 2026
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Alex and Piper seek out some ‘alone time’ together.
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18 Jun 2026
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The Tail of Knee(zle) the Bard by chibaken for QueenofThyme
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2017
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Being the master of a kneazle was absolutely horrible.
(Or, Harry loves his kneazle to death even if he won't admit it, and he's extremely pissed that she keeps running off to Malfoy.)
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14 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.
Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.
Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?
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Bookmarked by Professorloony
12 Jun 2026
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After the war, Draco moves in with Harry Potter and watches him suffer through one bad relationship after another. Draco's love life isn't exactly going well, either, and NO, that has nothing to do with POTTER, because he ISN'T IN LOVE WITH POTTER, damnit, Pansy!
A short and smutty story about finding the right one.
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11 Jun 2026